Funny definitions

bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2905

bad-apple OP

Mar 5, 2009 06:36

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

300 replies

olowookere

Nov 19, 2009 21:09

PASTOR someone who preaches and tell people what he had not seen or witnessed --

Insenus_AmoR

Nov 23, 2009 12:25

SCHOOL A place where child plays and father pays.

nobel2009

Nov 23, 2009 17:11

big gaming zone

virus96

Dec 6, 2009 17:29

Love :- any feeling that has weight and occupies heart

virus96

Dec 7, 2009 09:34

TEACHER: A person who makes noice when the students are quiet

virus96

Dec 9, 2009 23:40

ALGEBRA: A weapon of maths distruction

k.smehta

Dec 10, 2009 16:10

HUS BAND is an instumant smiley

wich is ply by there wifes any time any where -hehe2-

lanre4u18

Dec 10, 2009 21:37

What abt heart breaker

amos73

Dec 15, 2009 14:43

Mother is typified to a soil in which you plant your seed for mind month

amos73

Dec 15, 2009 17:22

WEEK:WOMEN'S EDUCATION ENDS IN THE KITCHEN --

Riddle

Dec 16, 2009 21:27

Why didn't it start in the kitchen. Amos

Riddle

Dec 16, 2009 21:29

Gun - a little thing men used in threatening eachother

Whizzy

Dec 19, 2009 06:47

GLIBIDO:All talk n no actiom LOVE:A temporary insanity curable by marriage JUNK:Is sumtin u've kept 4 yrs nd throw away three weeks be4 u nid it. BACTERIA:Back door 2 a cafeteria