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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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olowookere
2009/11/19 21:09
PASTOR someone who preaches and tell people what he had not seen or witnessed --
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Insenus_AmoR
2009/11/23 12:25
SCHOOL A place where child plays and father pays.
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nobel2009
2009/11/23 17:11
big gaming zone
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virus96
2009/12/06 17:29
Love :- any feeling that has weight and occupies heart
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virus96
2009/12/07 09:34
TEACHER: A person who makes noice when the students are quiet
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virus96
2009/12/09 23:40
ALGEBRA: A weapon of maths distruction
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k.smehta
2009/12/10 16:10
HUS BAND is an instumant smiley wich is ply by there wifes any time any where -hehe2-
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lanre4u18
2009/12/10 21:37
What abt heart breaker
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amos73
2009/12/15 14:43
Mother is typified to a soil in which you plant your seed for mind month
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amos73
2009/12/15 17:22
WEEK:WOMEN'S EDUCATION ENDS IN THE KITCHEN --
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Riddle
2009/12/16 21:27
Why didn't it start in the kitchen. Amos
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Riddle
2009/12/16 21:29
Gun - a little thing men used in threatening eachother
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Whizzy
2009/12/19 06:47
GLIBIDO:All talk n no actiom LOVE:A temporary insanity curable by marriage JUNK:Is sumtin u've kept 4 yrs nd throw away three weeks be4 u nid it. BACTERIA:Back door 2 a cafeteria
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SLEEKGURL
2009/12/19 20:26
Tall and sick
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prince1011
2009/12/20 06:16
U so funny
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prince1011
2009/12/20 06:18
Oh God
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Soonte
2009/12/20 15:50
Very funy.
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A.YDOT
2009/12/20 22:27
My ribs r already broken
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Akshay420
2009/12/26 19:32
Good keep it on
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McMoriah
2009/12/27 22:17
U almost killed me
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