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bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2863
bad-apple OP
Mar 5, 2009 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
300 replies
Chinoso
Feb 2, 2010 14:33
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Your brain is on fire!
kendan
Feb 3, 2010 05:51
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AGREGATION: Mean n i quote tryng 2 compare 2tins 2 knw maybe dey r equal.
ASHISH2
Feb 3, 2010 10:39
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gud definitions
Meltdown
Feb 4, 2010 05:40
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Cant stop laughing!
Meltdown
Feb 4, 2010 05:53
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DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
Feb 4, 2010 10:13
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CALL DA FIRE SERVICE!! smiley
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
Feb 4, 2010 10:16
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fan Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
Bright24
Feb 5, 2010 23:29
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Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
MisIndependent
Feb 6, 2010 07:56
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Bright24: Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
FOOL A man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
MisIndependent
Feb 9, 2010 08:12
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school A place where parents pay while children play.
W-CUBE
Feb 15, 2010 11:29
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Crossbreed of a BULLDOG&a SHITZU= BULLSHIT.
W-CUBE
Feb 15, 2010 11:36
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BACHELOR:- Free 2 fuck around
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 08:41
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ACTOR: A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself. ADULT: A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 08:50
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ADVICE: D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive. AVERAGE MAN: 1 who tinks he isn't.
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 08:54
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BANK: An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it. BIGAMIST: 1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 09:00
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BORE: 1 who insists upon talkin about himself wen u want 2 talk about urself. BRIDGE: A card game in wich a gud deal depends on a gud deal.
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 09:06
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BROADWAY: A place were ppl spnd moni dey havn't ernd 2 buy tins dey don't nid 2 impres ppl dey don't lyk. BUDGET: A method of woryn b4 u spend insted of aftaward.
W-CUBE
Feb 18, 2010 09:13
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Watch out 4 more Later.
KELLE
Feb 22, 2010 23:01
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Intresting
Darkside
Feb 25, 2010 00:48
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Good one.
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