Funny definitions
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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Chinoso
2010/02/02 14:33Your brain is on fire!
kendan
2010/02/03 05:51AGREGATION: Mean n i quote tryng 2 compare 2tins 2 knw maybe dey r equal.
ASHISH2
2010/02/03 10:39gud definitions
Meltdown
2010/02/04 05:40Cant stop laughing!
Meltdown
2010/02/04 05:53DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
2010/02/04 10:13 CALL DA FIRE SERVICE!!
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
2010/02/04 10:16 fan
Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
Bright24
2010/02/05 23:29Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
MisIndependent
2010/02/06 07:56 Bright24: Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
FOOL
A man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
MisIndependent
2010/02/09 08:12school
A place where parents pay while children play.
W-CUBE
2010/02/15 11:29Crossbreed of a BULLDOG&a SHITZU=
BULLSHIT.
W-CUBE
2010/02/15 11:36BACHELOR:- Free 2 fuck around
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 08:41ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 08:50ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 08:54BANK:
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.
BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 09:00BORE:
1 who insists upon talkin about himself wen u want 2 talk about urself.
BRIDGE:
A card game in wich a gud deal depends on a gud deal.
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 09:06BROADWAY:
A place were ppl spnd moni dey havn't ernd 2 buy tins dey don't nid 2 impres ppl dey don't lyk.
BUDGET:
A method of woryn b4 u spend insted of aftaward.
W-CUBE
2010/02/18 09:13Watch out 4 more Later.
KELLE
2010/02/22 23:01Intresting
Darkside
2010/02/25 00:48Good one.
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