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bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2725
bad-apple OP
Mar 5, 2009 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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Trax
Jun 5, 2013 05:47
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smiley smiley one..... smiley
Crownstar
Sep 19, 2013 11:34
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*MINUTE*to know how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing
_ShAnE_StArK_
Sep 19, 2013 11:41
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nice...buddy keep it up..smiley
The_Torpid
Sep 19, 2013 11:46
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Killer Definitions.....Roll on... smiley smiley smiley
Crownstar
Oct 25, 2013 17:38
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i really enjoyed my stay here, it's nice meeting this topic
S-ALI.RAZA
Dec 29, 2013 00:35
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smiley ?
S-ALI.RAZA
Jan 26, 2014 03:46
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smiley haha
Na1m
Jun 5, 2014 01:33
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If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees... . . . Then Guess What??? . . . . Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey.....smileysmiley the monkey will gave her money on the tree .. Strange But True.... smiley
_ShAnE_StArK_
Jun 29, 2014 09:28
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superb......smiley
0_o
Nov 17, 2014 15:27
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bad-apple: DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
Lets rhyme, DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
BluFallon
Aug 24, 2015 12:58
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smiley smiley
Georginia
Sep 4, 2015 12:39
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Superb defination smiley
Georginia
Sep 12, 2015 10:29
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I love the defination of divorce future tense of marriage smiley nice defination
D.cole
Dec 9, 2015 15:31
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Wow!so wonderful
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Mar 20, 2016 15:38
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NAGIBU
Jun 17, 2016 14:59
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de-mino massive
THE_SPEAR_KING
Oct 11, 2016 14:17
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Smaty - defination plz smiley
Bumpex
Oct 14, 2016 02:27
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Someons replyes are so hmN a t u r a l l y
Bumpex
May 4, 2018 17:54
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Iñteresting.what about you.
Bumpex
Jan 13, 2019 01:23
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thanks for waching,see a smile.talking,..smileytoots,places,*...
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