Funny definitions
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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Great stuff
Very good
nyc definatns !!!
Funny definatns !!
1) FASHION :
Lungi wid a zip.
2) LAZINESS :
Asking lift 4 a morning walk.
3) CRAZINESS :
Get blank paper xeroxed.
HONESTY :
Pregnent women buying 2 ticketz.
5) DEHYDRATION :
Cow giving milk powder.
6) OVERCONFIDENCE :
A 99 yrz old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card. 
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