Funny definitions
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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You are really very funny.
OPPORTUNITY COST Opportunity cost is the cost to know your father and your mother at any given period of time.
The full meaning of P.D.P. Is Problem Distributing Party.
bad-apple: CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
that gud BAD APPLE;a fruth which is been eaten 4rm the anus to the head
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i thot it meant PROBLEM HAS CHANGE NAME. 
Thats fun bad apple
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MEETING:
A place where minutes are kept, but hours are been wasted.
A FOOL:
A person who dose n't know that he dose n't know what he dose n't know.
