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bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2796
bad-apple OP
Mar 5, 2009 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
300 replies
PinkCandyFloss
Nov 1, 2011 01:26
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SONG.....poem with rythm
TemPEST
Nov 9, 2011 22:21
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Hmm what cn i say,the mood of it is okay than better
Rapho1
Nov 15, 2011 07:36
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Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
milly
Nov 15, 2011 10:00
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Dude.....u've made my day!
yasmine
Dec 22, 2011 00:49
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nice...lol
Ahsan_khan
Jan 18, 2012 10:38
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Marriage:marriage is a lotery in which husbnd alwayz losezsmiley
Gustydude
Feb 4, 2012 09:02
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This is nice
Shanna
Feb 6, 2012 12:24
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SCHOOL a place where dad pays wyl child plays
Bettle
Feb 11, 2012 21:44
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Thats a Cracker!
Shanna
Feb 13, 2012 20:00
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Rapho1: Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
haha. . .wicked. .
KingFISHER
Mar 13, 2012 02:41
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Big boss he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.
J_Dz
Mar 21, 2012 22:15
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Dis kul, lOLzIc
Trax
Mar 25, 2012 09:08
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good definations u all write,i like it.
Hylwahty
Apr 8, 2012 18:16
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Nycstaff...creativity
Joyce
Apr 27, 2012 16:02
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MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed
Lil wayne
Jun 19, 2012 18:22
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Love someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue something or someone that easily a comesby.
Lil wayne
Jun 19, 2012 18:45
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CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
AbhiReddy
Jul 24, 2012 14:02
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Nice to read good collection frnd
The_Torpid
Oct 4, 2012 15:05
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Nice one keep it up.Interesting Topicsmiley smileysmiley
The_Torpid
Jun 5, 2013 02:32
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Very Interesting!! smiley
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