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bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2825
bad-apple OP
Mar 5, 2009 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
300 replies
-TheCoOLBoY-
Oct 25, 2009 09:54
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hw u get such ideas. Woow
JEFF4REAL
Oct 25, 2009 17:07
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I am the most beautyful boy in the world.
Kingolu
Oct 27, 2009 04:17
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I like this get me more
Etinosa22
Oct 27, 2009 04:56
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Why did him crack you up --
Holumiedey
Nov 1, 2009 10:40
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Almost broke ma ribs --
kiraka
Nov 2, 2009 11:01
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POLITICIAN:someone who has more than two faces
PRINCE-LOVE
Nov 3, 2009 17:50
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UR 2 MUCH
Samb
Nov 7, 2009 09:19
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Datz great keep it up
SLEEKGURL
Nov 10, 2009 21:30
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Tall and foolish
Lafaya
Nov 12, 2009 11:44
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Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. smiley
Lafaya
Nov 12, 2009 14:57
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A doctor is someone when he is ill goes to town to get himself cured
Lafaya
Nov 12, 2009 17:10
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Def of MD: Mentally Disturbed.. PhD: permanent head damage
Lilsaint
Nov 15, 2009 08:00
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Nice one,give a defimatn 4 make up.
Lafaya
Nov 17, 2009 09:25
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Make up? Ya sure y not.. Make up is a fake thing which is normally done to hide the truth.. smiley
Shaz24
Nov 18, 2009 06:40
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i luv the yawn one smiley
kiraka
Nov 19, 2009 06:14
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BMW be my wife
olowookere
Nov 19, 2009 20:56
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LOVE A slogan used by boys to lure girls to bed --
olowookere
Nov 19, 2009 20:59
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Balance diet A food which you eat,balance then die --
olowookere
Nov 19, 2009 21:02
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Sex A press-up exercise done in the closest of a room --
olowookere
Nov 19, 2009 21:05
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IBADAN A large city filled with uncivilized people --
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