Funny definitions
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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tv-stupid box
mathematics-which make u mad
mobile-box which make u rich in losting money
Funny shxt. Man
Every body know a, b ,c ,d. But nt this tyep.
A-Aristocrat
B-Bagpiper
C-Contessa
D-Director special
E-Eight Pm
F-Fun drop
G-Green label
H-Haywards
I-Imperial blue
J-Joney walker
K-King fisher
L-Lime drop
M-Mughal monarch
N- Nicolase No 1
O-Old monk
P-Peter scot
R-Royal stag
S-Signature
T-Thunder bold
U-Uni boul
V-Vat 69
W-White mischief
X-XXX rum
Y-Yankey
Z-Zingaro!!
Popycock-soft dung release by goats and cows
Bitch-a four feet female dog that has already given birth
Chelax-relax and chill mixed together.
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Computer Monitor...........is a TV box that can show as many channels u want!
