Funny definitions
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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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Sanseveria
2009/08/04 04:08
The definitions between a girlfriend,a call girl amd a wife are these:postpaid,prepaid and unlimited.
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Sivakumar
2009/08/04 05:39
you crack me up!
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loveaajkal
2009/08/06 12:23
I like the cigrates joke best
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zyrovinz
2009/08/13 21:59
smiley
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aloysis
2009/08/19 05:18
I like cigaret
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Lefty
2009/08/28 21:17
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
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whispaz
2009/09/01 11:49
where do you get all these from. its so funny, i love it,smiley
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N3IGHTOR
2009/09/07 18:47
LMFAO Lol damn you guys are crazy smiley smiley
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N3IGHTOR
2009/09/07 19:03
AMNESIA: a sickness that has an ability to make a women who has gone thru labor have sex again
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Shalu
2009/09/12 12:45
Now dats Gud.
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tatianna_2
2009/09/13 22:45
loooooooool smileysmileysmiley
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maybel
2009/09/19 17:51
Banker: one who lends U an umbrella and wants it back when it rains!
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Whisper2bay
2009/09/24 10:30
cool...
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KiNg_SouL
2009/10/05 18:52
Teach us more. --
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Fizzy001
2009/10/06 05:55
Them suppose write ur name inside Dictionary.u try,well done. --
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sujluv
2009/10/09 01:16
thoze wer gud..!
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landz
2009/10/12 02:57
nice
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Un1qu3h3arT
2009/10/13 02:55
loL JokEr
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Holumiedey
2009/10/14 02:30
Those definations are off the hook.
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miki_vhente
2009/10/14 07:50
jokes are half meant
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