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Funny definitions

bad-apple · Mar 5, 2009 06:36 300 2766
bad-apple OP
Mar 5, 2009 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
300 replies
Sanseveria
Aug 4, 2009 04:08
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The definitions between a girlfriend,a call girl amd a wife are these:postpaid,prepaid and unlimited.
Sivakumar
Aug 4, 2009 05:39
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you crack me up!
loveaajkal
Aug 6, 2009 12:23
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I like the cigrates joke best
zyrovinz
Aug 13, 2009 21:59
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smiley
aloysis
Aug 19, 2009 05:18
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I like cigaret
Lefty
Aug 28, 2009 21:17
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CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
whispaz
Sep 1, 2009 11:49
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where do you get all these from. its so funny, i love it,smiley
N3IGHTOR
Sep 7, 2009 18:47
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LMFAO Lol damn you guys are crazy smiley smiley
N3IGHTOR
Sep 7, 2009 19:03
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AMNESIA: a sickness that has an ability to make a women who has gone thru labor have sex again
Shalu
Sep 12, 2009 12:45
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Now dats Gud.
tatianna_2
Sep 13, 2009 22:45
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loooooooool smileysmileysmiley
maybel
Sep 19, 2009 17:51
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Banker: one who lends U an umbrella and wants it back when it rains!
Whisper2bay
Sep 24, 2009 10:30
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cool...
KiNg_SouL
Oct 5, 2009 18:52
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Teach us more. --
Fizzy001
Oct 6, 2009 05:55
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Them suppose write ur name inside Dictionary.u try,well done. --
sujluv
Oct 9, 2009 01:16
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thoze wer gud..!
landz
Oct 12, 2009 02:57
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nice
Un1qu3h3arT
Oct 13, 2009 02:55
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loL JokEr
Holumiedey
Oct 14, 2009 02:30
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Those definations are off the hook.
miki_vhente
Oct 14, 2009 07:50
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jokes are half meant
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