Kakaji: Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola- "Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala margaya kya."

Kakaji: TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

Kakaji: "Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki . . . Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai. Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya. . . . Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha, Chuha Fir Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai. Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya. . . . Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha. Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare. . . . Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko? . . . Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai." Lolz

Kakaji: MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT Teacher: What is a verb? Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying?. Student: It is a complete sentence. Teacher: Are you mad?. Student: It is a question. Teacher: Don't be silly. Student: It is an advice. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Student: It is a command. Teacher: You are an idiot. Student: It is an insult!. Teacher: Get out of my class. Student: It is an order! Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame! Student: It is an exclamation. Teacher: May God have mercy on you. Student: It is a prayer sir!

Kakaji: Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge. why... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? bcoz sin 90 = cot 45...!!

Kakaji: That awkward moment, . . . . . . . . . . When you see, 9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single..

Kakaji: Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..? : : : : : : . . . . . Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist, Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...

Kakaji: Mild Non-Veg: Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell. Lady from Inside: Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha To Paperwalahai; Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai. Most confusing double meaning joke.. : Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya! Friend : Q??? Girl: Main "late gayi" thi.. 1st frnd to 2 Friend' "Lay mithai kha!" 2nd Friend: Kis baat ki? 1st frnd: Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai, aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay! DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. - Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li, kya kru? Dr: Bindaas ghoomo Dosto ko khush karo, 72 ghanto k liye Prepaid ho gayi ho ..... Jaa simran Jaa.. Jee le apni zindagi...

Kakaji: Best Slogans..... 1. Sign on a railway station at Patna: (Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khaana free). 2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai: (Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother). 3. Sign on a bulletin board: (Success is relative,More the success, more the relatives). 4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: (We need your heads to run our business). 5. A traffic slogan: (Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they never will be old). 6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES: (Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God .

Kakaji: Strange But True Fact... "Whenever I Give A lot Of Importance To Someone In My Life.., I Lost My Importance In Their Life..!!!

Kakaji: people in relationship are busy on Phone in asking . . "Baby kya khaya..." . . . meanwhile single's are still Busy in . . . "saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!

Kakaji: That Amazing Moment . . . . . When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand.. But, . . . The Headphone Saves Its Life...

Kakaji: Mindblowing Truth Of Life : .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . "Always Wrong Persons Teach The Right Lessons Of Life.!

Kakaji: That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport.. .. . . . Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside.. . .

Kakaji: Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha- Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo, . . . Wo Us Address per Geya, Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi. Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad K Bary Mein Pucha... Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha- Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha, Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.

Kakaji: Maine Aaj tak , jitni bhi ladkiyo ko Propose kiya hai . . . . kisi ne 'naa' nahi kaha .. sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai . . . . "HA HA HA"

Kakaji: pOGO Joke Married woman returns from honeymoon. Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ? . . . Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali." . Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?" . . . . . . . . She- Ceilling Fan !