I saw Her on Facebook, i Added Her . . . . . . . I saw her Outside, i Deleted Her..

Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years . . . Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years... . . . . What does this mean? . . . . . . You need more experience to Handle a girl than a country..

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai... . . . Agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh... . . . . . . . HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti...

What do you call a santa claus with no gifts??... .. . . . . . . . .. ... .. . . . ..Ghanta Claus

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

That Amazing Moment . . . . . When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand.. But, . . . The Headphone Saves Its Life...

Papa:" Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi tum.. ?? . . . BETI:" PAPA BBA karungi.. . . . PAPA:" What is "BBA" ?? . . BETI:" Boyfriend ki Bike par Aish..

Can a woman make you a millionaire? . . . . . . . . . Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

Welcome to The Planet Earth . 1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is costly. . 2) Where loosing a PHONE is more painful than loosing your VIRGINITY. . 3) Where if don't CHEAT on partner,you're not SHARP and SMART. . 4) Where BATHROOMS have become a Photo STUDIO. . 5) Where getting a Galaxy phone is greater than achieving a Bsc. DEGREE. . 6) Where Facebook boys have brighter future than GRADUATES.. . 7) Where temples are turned into dating point Where worshiping God is difficult . 9) Where is better to lose our families only to please the devil . 10) Where lies are turned into reality . 11) Where now a days girls fear for pregnancy more than HIV . 12) Where pizza delivery z faster than an emergency response . 13) Where people fear of thieves and robbers than fear God the Savior....

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Biscuit wale ka love letter: . . Dear Marie, today is good day, U have krack-jacked my little heart, . . Now i am in 50-50 Position, Piz don't play hide & seek, Tumhara Tiger..

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the? . . . . . . . . . . . . Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha..!!

Boy: .Breakfast me kya liya? girl: Sandwich Boy: ..Jhoot.. Mooli ke parathe khaye hain na? Girl: How do u know? Boy: LIPS can lie.... but HIPS don't lie.:- samajhe to thokooooo......

'Happy New Year' - I commented on her facebook status She - Same to you. then I edited my comment to 'I LOVE YOU' *Happiest moment in 2014 for me*

Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He.. . . . 3G . . . 4G . . . 5G . . . Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai... . . . . Babita G.

PJ ka baap... A potato was interrogated by police... After three hours of torture he broke down and said- . Main batata hoon... Main batata hoon! And the saaga continues.. . A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police.. After several hours he too broke down & said- Ho mich kela.... Ho mich kelaaa!! . . One more similar story- Wheat was arrested under Section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police.. . He too confessed- Haan saab main gay hu.... Haan saab main gay hu!!! . . Do you know about the peacock who got arrested??? It died during police interrogation. . Now he is no MOR.... . . Bandar yeh sab sun kar itna disturb ho gaya.. He went to the Himalayas for monkey shanti.!!

People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking . . "Baby kya khaya..." . . . meanwhile single's are still Busy in . . . "saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!

Fastest marriage proposal agreement:- . . . Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai? ? . . . . . Girl - Nahi par... 'BANANA Khana' ata hai... . And they get married...

Engineering is not just a degree, . . . . . . . . . . . . It teaches you how to live life like a WARRIOR....