What is a biggest lie ever said? . . Zeenat Amaan in a bikini asks, . . "Kya dekhte ho"? . . And Feroz Khan replies, . . . ."Surat tumhari".

1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..! . . . Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..? . . . . . . . Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!! . . . . Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!!

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? . . . . . . . Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!

Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi thi... woh turant wapas aa gaya aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya aur bolaa "bahar bahut baarish ho rahi hai!!" Biwi (neend mein) "phir bhi woh chutiya walk pe gaya hai...

Tragedy of MARRIED Men... Biwi jeene nahi deti . . . Aur . . . Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke Marne bhi nahi deti.

POGO Joke Married woman returns from honeymoon. Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ? . . . Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali." . Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?" . . . . . . . . She- Ceilling Fan !

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h ?? . WRITER : 6 months DOCTOR : 2 months LAWYER : 1 month . . . Student : ye batao exam kab hai !!!

There are Five types of fear: . . . . 1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 15 missed calls from mom! 4. We need to talk. & . . . 5. Username or password is incorrect.

Maine Aaj tak , jitni bhi ladkiyo ko Propose kiya hai . . . . kisi ne 'naa' nahi kaha .. sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai . . . . "HA HA HA"

Gautam gambhir to virendra sehwag : ek peg aur bana bc ! We proud our replacement ek jaam Dhawan or maggie boy ke naam

Duniya gol hai.. . Proof chahiye.. ?? . Cockroach chuhe se darta hai, . Chuha billi se, . Billi kutte se, . Kutta aadmi se, . . . Aadmi apni GIRLFRND se, aur . . . . . . . GIRLFRND cockroach se..

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me ?? . . Boy:" See my cheeks, My mom slapped me . . Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinki ng of You" Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho . . Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai

Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha- Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo, . . . Wo Us Address per Geya, Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi. Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad K Bary Mein Pucha... Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha- Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha, Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.

Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye

365 nights of an Indian woman 60 nights menstrual cycle 55 nights headaches 50 nights I am tired 40 nights I have to get up early 35 nights I am not well 25 nights the kids are awake 20 nights will do tomorrow Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare??

Ek Ladki Ne Apne Aashiq Se Kaha: Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche, Tu milega muje har gali,har darwaze ke peeche…. ... Par tu to ab ek bewafa nikla, Ek tu hi nahi tha mere janaze ke peeche…..! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Tab Us Aashiq Ne Ladki Se Kaha: Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche, Main milunga tujse har gali, har darwaze ke peeche…. ... Par tumne hi mud ke nahi dekha, Ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke peeche..!

Girl: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Ga, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loongi... . . . . . . . Boy: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kutti Ho...

Santa was slapped by a lady in the lift...... bcoz he misunderstood her request, . . . when she said... "EK Dabaana"!!