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Kakaji
2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! smiley
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Georginia
2015/02/04 19:03
Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM. Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Absolutely true smiley
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Georginia
2015/02/04 19:06
Kakaji: Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu. Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin. Boy: Iska matlab? Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! smiley smiley
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GhAyAl
2015/02/27 18:28
mast pjs hai
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bad-apple
2015/03/09 15:36
Hilarious kakaji
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ABHIRAJ
2015/03/10 09:15
Kakaji: Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
. Omg..smiley
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ACIDized
2015/03/16 17:14
Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha, Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya, Aur achanak jor se chilaya, "Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
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Smarty
2016/09/05 06:42
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2016/09/05 07:32
This bot has gone mad smiley
Smarty: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
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Sarcastic
2016/09/05 08:32
EpIcInCoGnItO: This bot has gone mad smiley
She feels great to interrupt evrywher
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2016/09/05 14:52
She? smiley
Sarcastic: She feels great to interrupt evrywher
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Smarty
2017/03/06 11:36
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.
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