hindi-jokes
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:05
non-adult..(only for 18-)
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what did one b**b say to the other b**b? "we better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
non-adult..(only for 18-)
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what did one b**b say to the other b**b? "we better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:09
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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copy/paste.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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copy/paste.
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:14
Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!
Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:16
A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!
A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:24
*Yahoo chat*
dude_88: What's your name?
cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours?
dude_88: Lassun.
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!
*Yahoo chat*
dude_88: What's your name?
cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours?
dude_88: Lassun.
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!
Kakaji 2014/04/02 20:25
Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! .hehe.
Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! .hehe.
Kakaji 2014/06/06 07:23
Chutiya kon special:
Agar College me aap ladki se Baat is tarah se Start karte hai>>>>
* Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de sakti ho
* time kya hua hai
* kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne kuch likhwaya?
* aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red wale gar k saamne
* aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ?
* aapke bhi Science hai?
Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi kahegi ki
"Bhaiyya"
Aap Bhutiye Hai
Chutiya kon special:
Agar College me aap ladki se Baat is tarah se Start karte hai>>>>
* Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de sakti ho
* time kya hua hai
* kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne kuch likhwaya?
* aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red wale gar k saamne
* aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ?
* aapke bhi Science hai?
Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi kahegi ki
"Bhaiyya"
Aap Bhutiye Hai
Kakaji 2014/06/06 07:24
Chutiya kon:
Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
Chutiya kon:
Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
Kakaji 2014/06/06 07:25
Chutiya kon:
Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
Chutiya kon:
Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
Kakaji 2014/06/06 07:27
Chutiya kon:
Foreign countries ki bandiyo ko facebook pe friend request bhejke "kabhi na kabhi wo india aayengi aur kisi 5star hotel mein milne bulayengi" jaise sapne dekhne walo, Forever Alone Popatlal bhi aapko Chatta chubha ke kahega ki are bhai Aap Bhutiye Hain!
Chutiya kon:
Foreign countries ki bandiyo ko facebook pe friend request bhejke "kabhi na kabhi wo india aayengi aur kisi 5star hotel mein milne bulayengi" jaise sapne dekhne walo, Forever Alone Popatlal bhi aapko Chatta chubha ke kahega ki are bhai Aap Bhutiye Hain!
Kakaji 2014/06/06 07:32
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Kakaji 2014/09/12 06:28
Awesome msg.
Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha
Yaar".
Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq
Nahi Padta".
Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kehta Hai "Its Ok".
Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod
Do".
Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".
Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh
Rehta Hai".....
Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery
unit k baahar likha huwa tha
k...."Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne
Yaaro Ke Saath,To Aaj Kholna Na
Padta Auozaro K Saath".
Awesome msg.
Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha
Yaar".
Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq
Nahi Padta".
Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kehta Hai "Its Ok".
Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod
Do".
Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".
Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh
Rehta Hai".....
Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery
unit k baahar likha huwa tha
k...."Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne
Yaaro Ke Saath,To Aaj Kholna Na
Padta Auozaro K Saath".
Kakaji 2014/10/06 21:07
Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Kakaji 2014/11/02 08:33
Old times: Dil hai chotasa... Choti si
asha....
Now a days: Bade acche lagte
hai...lol
Old times: Dil hai chotasa... Choti si
asha....
Now a days: Bade acche lagte
hai...lol
saahir 2014/11/19 03:24
Yes, true it is..lol.
Yes, true it is..lol.
Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Kakaji 2015/01/06 18:51
olx owner has made suicide attempt. .
bcz
ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale
olx owner has made suicide attempt. .
bcz
ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale
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