non-adult..(only for 1 .. . . . . . what did one b**b say to the other b**b? "we better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". . copy/paste.

Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does. She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!

A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend. The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers. Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!

*Yahoo chat* dude_88: What's your name? cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours? dude_88: Lassun. cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!

Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu. Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin. Boy: Iska matlab? Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi!

Chutiya kon special: Agar College me aap ladki se Baat is tarah se Start karte hai>>>> * Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de sakti ho * time kya hua hai * kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne kuch likhwaya? * aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red wale gar k saamne * aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ? * aapke bhi Science hai? Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi kahegi ki "Bhaiyya" Aap Bhutiye Hai

Chutiya kon: Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain

Chutiya kon: Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain

Chutiya kon: Foreign countries ki bandiyo ko facebook pe friend request bhejke "kabhi na kabhi wo india aayengi aur kisi 5star hotel mein milne bulayengi" jaise sapne dekhne walo, Forever Alone Popatlal bhi aapko Chatta chubha ke kahega ki are bhai Aap Bhutiye Hain!

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Good collections of jokes kakaji.

Awesome msg. Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar". Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok". Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do". Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi". Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai"..... Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k...."Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath,To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath".

Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM. Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p

Old times: Dil hai chotasa... Choti si asha.... Now a days: Bade acche lagte hai...lol

Yes, true it is.

olx owner has made suicide attempt. . bcz ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale

Good jokes