hindi-jokes
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Rebellion 2014/02/04 17:55
ye pad k apne ek dost ki yad agayi .lol.
Kakaji: Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee
RahaTha ........
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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1
Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette
Pee Raha Tha...
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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa
H
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
RahaTha ........
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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1
Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette
Pee Raha Tha...
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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
ye pad k apne ek dost ki yad agayi .lol.
kakaji
Kakaji 2014/02/13 03:21
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk†Khaane ko
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk†Khaane ko
Kakaji 2014/02/18 02:26
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake, you MUST start over or it won't work.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top . .
-mohawk-
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake, you MUST start over or it won't work.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top . .
-mohawk-
Kakaji 2014/02/18 02:51
18+
The real reason women will never be the ones to propose,
As soon as she gets on her knees..
18+
The real reason women will never be the ones to propose,
As soon as she gets on her knees..
Kakaji 2014/02/22 15:06
What happens when a dwarf runs
between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head
and a flap on the face.
What happens when a dwarf runs
between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head
and a flap on the face.
Kakaji 2014/02/22 15:11
When a man talks dirty to a
woman, it’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it’s *3.95 a minute.
When a man talks dirty to a
woman, it’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it’s *3.95 a minute.
Kakaji 2014/02/23 13:49
18+(bacche na pade)
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Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti
kaali ho gayi.
Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni
padegi
Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho
gayi.
Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai
dusri bhi kaatni padegi.
Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho
gaya.
Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh
penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski
jagah plastic ka penis laga diya..
Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara
ho gaya.
DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh
aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang
chod rahi hai.. O.o
18+(bacche na pade)
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Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti
kaali ho gayi.
Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni
padegi
Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho
gayi.
Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai
dusri bhi kaatni padegi.
Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho
gaya.
Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh
penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski
jagah plastic ka penis laga diya..
Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara
ho gaya.
DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh
aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang
chod rahi hai.. O.o
HandsomeDon 2014/02/24 02:18
adult type always for redlight zone
Kakaji: 18+(bacche na pade)
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Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti
kaali ho gayi.
Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni
padegi
Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho
gayi.
Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai
dusri bhi kaatni padegi.
Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho
gaya.
Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh
penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski
jagah plastic ka penis laga diya..
Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara
ho gaya.
DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh
aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang
chod rahi hai.. O.o
topic redlight zone me move hone wala hai .
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Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti
kaali ho gayi.
Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni
padegi
Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho
gayi.
Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai
dusri bhi kaatni padegi.
Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho
gaya.
Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh
penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski
jagah plastic ka penis laga diya..
Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara
ho gaya.
DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh
aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang
chod rahi hai.. O.o
adult type always for redlight zone
Kakaji 2014/02/24 03:37
sorry,last ke 2-3 hi adult joke hai yar. wese RLZ me hindi allow hai?
sorry,last ke 2-3 hi adult joke hai yar. wese RLZ me hindi allow hai?
HandsomeDon: topic redlight zone me move hone wala hai adult type always for redlight zone
adult type always for redlight zone
HandsomeDon 2014/02/24 09:40
tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota
little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word -hahaha-
tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota
little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word -hahaha-
Kakaji 2014/02/24 11:36
oh ok.
oh ok.
HandsomeDon:
tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word -hahaha-
tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota
little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word -hahaha-
Kakaji 2014/03/03 21:16
What is the Indian version of
"Are u there" ?
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*think*
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Ans: Mar
Gaya kya bc
What is the Indian version of
"Are u there" ?
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*think*
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Ans: Mar
Gaya kya bc
Kakaji 2014/03/07 07:16
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
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Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute
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Agr Fir Ruthe to DIL toote
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Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to,
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Utaar Chappal
Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na
toote!!
(mania)
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
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Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute
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Agr Fir Ruthe to DIL toote
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Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to,
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Utaar Chappal
Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na
toote!!
(mania)
Kakaji 2014/03/09 09:09
If BILL GATES stops his Business
&
starts spending his Money by 1
Crore/day,
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He will need 735 Yrs to spend it..
But He is still working..
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MORAL: Pagal hai saala ..
If BILL GATES stops his Business
&
starts spending his Money by 1
Crore/day,
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He will need 735 Yrs to spend it..
But He is still working..
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MORAL: Pagal hai saala ..
Kakaji 2014/03/18 04:13
Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..?
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BecauSe !
They Know that Some where-,
A Sweet & Innocent girl is
learning to be responsible For them.
right m i..?
Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..?
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BecauSe !
They Know that Some where-,
A Sweet & Innocent girl is
learning to be responsible For them.
right m i..?
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