Teacher: What is love….??? . . . . . . . . Student: ‘L’ ko hath me lekar ‘O’ ko dabate hue ‘V’ me dalte waqt jo ‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla...

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? The boy replied: come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like...

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WAH wah wah.

Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao... Mangta hun to deti nahi ho, . . Jawaab meri baat ka. Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai, . . Rom-Rom jazbat ka. Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi, . . Ek bhi qatra sharab ka. Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo, . . Balon mein phool gulab ka? Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha, . . Intezaar uske jawab ka. Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya, . . Guldasta Gulabon ka. Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo, . . Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka. Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai, . . Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko SALAAM...

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prasad...

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai...

Dabaao na aur jorse, esa karo mera blause nikldo, meri sari bhi, ab dabao thoda zorse, tumhara pant bhi nikldo, dekho ho gayi na . . . . . . . . . suitcase bandh!!.. 1bar firse aapka soch ko SALAAM...

wah wah Kakaji and frnds4u.....Maza aa gaya haste haste.....

Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, logo ne pucha: " kya hua santa..??? . . Santa bola: " meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha: . . " kyu kyahua..??? . . Santa bola: . . " yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, . jis se bhi pucho: " kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . "TERI BHABHI SE.....

Santa : Bahar Kyon Betha Hai? . . . . Banta: Marriage Anniversary Hai... Wife Ko Chain Gift Di thi Wife Ne Bahar Nikaal Diya ... . Santa: Kyon, chain Chandi Ki thi Kya? . . . . Banta: Nahi , Cycle Ki ............

.Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha, . . . . ..mere ghar par koi nhi h,. . . . . . boyfrnd uske ghar gya or sachmuch koi nhi tha,........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . taala laga tha.

[b] Newton was so silly... Ek Apple zameen pe gira to Gravity ka khyaal aaya. . . . 25 Saalo se SUSU karta tha to kya wo Aasman me jata tha ?? [/b]

Every student gEts opportunity to enjoy their student life.. . . . . . But some misS those beautiful moments.. . Those sTupid people are knwn as . . . . . TOPPERS

Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?'' Children : ''8" Teacher : "correct" what is 2+5 ? Children : "14" Teacher :- "correct" Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ? Children :"20 Teacher :- "correct, Who is the president of nigeria ? Children : Olamide Teacher : Correct, Who is the president of America ? Children : Tiwa Savage Teacher : Correct Teacher :- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!

Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka favourite song . . . . . . . . Baithe baithe kya karein karna he kuch kaam Chalo banaye formula aur kare bacho ka jeena haraam

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN -------- ULTIMATE COLLECTION !! Agar aap gym mein Itna workout karte hain ki aapki chest aapki girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- ladki k chakkar me suicide karne walo...saare brahmand ki nazron me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward krke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh baat maan lete hai ki wo JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat kar rhi the isleye balance khatm hogyaa ,,, to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click kar k bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke search box me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw tusshar kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain ---------------­ -------------- -- Non-veg and shraab tuesdays & thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC ke full Fried chicken bucket ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN ---------------­ -------------- -- AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!! Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur *1cost ki wajah se Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN Itna Fadu mesaage padne k baad b agar share ni kara to kasam whatsapp ki AAP ............. ... ;