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Kakaji
2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! smiley
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sahadev
2013/10/22 14:59
chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.
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sahadev
2013/10/22 15:07
pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.
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Kakaji
2013/10/24 14:54
When a black cat falls down,wat will the white cat say..??? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ; : Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say.... Meaaaoooon....
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-LILY-
2013/10/24 15:20
very good kakuji smiley smiley
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Kakaji
2013/10/25 10:40
smiley .
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Kakaji
2013/11/02 06:02
Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz. . . . . . Husband - Tera muh ... smiley
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Kakaji
2013/11/04 05:35
Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai. smiley
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Kakaji
2013/11/11 20:47
That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport.. .. . . . Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside.. . .
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Aman.Rana
2013/11/21 16:16
wow lol lol
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Aman.Rana
2013/11/21 16:17
wow very funnnny hindi joke
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Kakaji
2013/11/27 20:10
Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga? Girl:'SEX' Miss Gusey Se: Kese? Girl: Hansna Hota Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha Aur Sex Hota Hai aH aH aH aH !!!
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Kakaji
2013/12/02 16:31
True love is when,, , , , , , , , , , , he has a scooter and she agrees for a ride on it..
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Kakaji
2013/12/02 17:04
Shahrukh khan : I m hottest. Media: shahrukh khan says Salman Khan is not hot, Hrithik Roshan is not good looking and Amir Khan is bad actor..
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Kakaji
2013/12/02 21:32
She: kya kr rahe ho?? Me: Engineering . . . . . . . . She: 4saal baad kya karoge ?? **BLOCKED HER**
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Kakaji
2013/12/03 17:37
Mindblowing Truth Of Life : .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . "Always Wrong Persons Teach The Right Lessons Of Life.!
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Kakaji
2013/12/04 14:05
Heights of kaminipanti... Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya. 1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do, . . . . 13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
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Kakaji
2013/12/05 05:54
Don't Worry That U Tried To Be Einstein And Failed . . . . . . . If Einstein Had Tried To Be U, He'd Have Failed Too.!!
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Kakaji
2013/12/05 15:48
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?” Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?” Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“ smiley
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Kakaji
2013/12/05 19:34
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss.. Then... . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow...!! No Claps plzzz...!!!-)
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HandsomeDon
2013/12/06 03:06
nice jokes smiley
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