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Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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sahadev 2013/10/22 14:59
chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.
chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.
sahadev 2013/10/22 15:07
pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.
pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.
Kakaji 2013/10/24 14:54
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Meaaaoooon....
When a black cat falls
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Meaaaoooon....
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Kakaji 2013/11/02 06:02
Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi
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Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz.
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Husband - Tera muh ...
Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi
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Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz.
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Husband - Tera muh ...
Kakaji 2013/11/04 05:35
Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
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Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai.
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Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
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Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai.
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Kakaji 2013/11/11 20:47
That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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Kakaji 2013/11/27 20:10
Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!
Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!
Kakaji 2013/12/02 16:31
True love is when,,
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he has a scooter
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True love is when,,
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he has a scooter
and she agrees for a ride on it..
Kakaji 2013/12/02 17:04
Shahrukh khan : I m hottest.
Media: shahrukh khan says Salman Khan is not
hot, Hrithik Roshan is not good looking and Amir
Khan is bad actor..
Shahrukh khan : I m hottest.
Media: shahrukh khan says Salman Khan is not
hot, Hrithik Roshan is not good looking and Amir
Khan is bad actor..
Kakaji 2013/12/02 21:32
She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
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She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??
**BLOCKED HER**
She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
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She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??
**BLOCKED HER**
Kakaji 2013/12/03 17:37
Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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"Always Wrong Persons Teach
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Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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"Always Wrong Persons Teach
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Kakaji 2013/12/04 14:05
Heights of kaminipanti...
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
Heights of kaminipanti...
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
Kakaji 2013/12/05 05:54
Don't Worry That U Tried To Be Einstein And Failed
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If Einstein Had Tried To Be U, He'd Have Failed Too.!!
Don't Worry That U Tried To Be Einstein And Failed
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If Einstein Had Tried To Be U, He'd Have Failed Too.!!
Kakaji 2013/12/05 15:48
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.â€
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?â€
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.â€
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?â€
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.â€
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?â€
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.â€
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?â€
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
Kakaji 2013/12/05 19:34
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..
Then...
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'Kalmuuaah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!!-)
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..
Then...
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'Kalmuuaah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!!-)
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