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MAHESH_K

2012/03/04 17:08

Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley

stay tuned to get latest up dates..... smiley

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One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 09:11

Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible .......... smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 09:14

Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!! ........ smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 09:21

TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT." ....... smiley

Mr.inside Went 2 C Mr.outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?............ smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 09:37

Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back........ smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 09:56

Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand."......... smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 10:00

Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!............ smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 10:02

Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . ....... smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/03/15 10:05

Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They? Employee Slowly: The Electric And The Telephone Company!! ........... smiley