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MAHESH_K · Mar 4, 2012 17:08 384 639
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 4, 2012 17:08
smiley Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley stay tuned to get latest up dates.....smiley.....
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley
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MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:11
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Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible ..........smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:14
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Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!! ........smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:21
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TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT." ....... smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:27
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Mr.inside Went 2 C Mr.outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?............smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:37
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Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back........smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 09:56
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Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand."......... smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 10:00
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Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!............smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 10:02
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Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . .......smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 10:05
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Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They? Employee Slowly: The Electric And The Telephone Company!! ...........smiley
THE_SPEAR_KING
Mar 15, 2012 10:21
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smiley Keep posting.
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 15, 2012 10:31
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THE_SPEAR_KING: smiley Keep posting.
thanks bro smiley getting closer to 200 posts ! smiley smiley
SoA
Mar 15, 2012 19:36
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smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 16, 2012 16:01
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1r0n-m0us3: smiley
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MAHESH_K OP
Mar 16, 2012 16:08
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Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned *100,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart Attack! ....... smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 16, 2012 16:22
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Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary) Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: (said happily) Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then..... Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
Tina: smiley.......smiley
Bettle
Mar 17, 2012 03:03
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Nice nice dude
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 17, 2012 09:09
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Bettle: Nice nice dude
thank dear smiley smiley
Sweetcapricorn
Mar 17, 2012 19:53
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Nice jokessmiley
_LeGoLaS_
Mar 18, 2012 03:52
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smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 18, 2012 05:32
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Sweetcapricorn: Nice jokessmiley
thanks dear smiley smiley