Once,Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl: See I told you not to worry!!!!. . . . .

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: My husband only has ONE FOOT . Her Motherreplied: You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES. . .

Government says. Educate a girl&she ll educate four people in a home But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed. What to do..?. . . . . .

One day, boy:my love if u r smiling then send me ur smile ....If u r sleeping then send me your dreams .....if u r crying then send me ur tears...... I LoVe YoU ..... . . Girl:I am in"TOILET"what do i send ?????

A Brahmin&A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? Guess? Guess? Kaveri Kawasaki&Suzuki Subramanya . . . .....

Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".....

One day, I was driving a car, a girl overtook me with her scooty. I shout- Buffalo.. She looked at me n shout- U Buffalo..Donkey.. Monkey stupid. After few seconds she had an accident with Buffalo....

One day, a boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriends name on hand ......Few times later he start crying.........spelling mistake...! .

listen a joke once a man was calling through a phn to a person who was in a buisness which he hated but as soon as the person picked the phn the man started giving bad words to him but he was not knowing that the person hows listening hes bad words is his boss where he is working then the boss replied do u know whom r u talking to he said no then boss said m the boss of the company he was scared !!but than the man asked his boss du u know who m I ?? boss said no man said thank god he doesnt know !n he disconected the call

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watr:bill,sir santa:r u crzy,wat writn out"BIL,DNT WRRY,PAY UR GRNDSON watr:so wat?im taking abt ur grndfathrs bil

good bro continue . . . .

nice joke dude

nice jokes bro.

thanks dear hope u enjoyed

thanks for the comment bro I will be adding more . . . . . keep enjoying

girls r thinking boys r itment(anticeptic). when they want use. They dont know we're fevistick. once use....

Man as a Director: You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height Hero: I don't know Swimming. Director: hey dude don't Worry ! Pool is Empty. . . . . .

ohh m sry u r female thanks sis one joke just created between us I though u were male

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!