Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf.

Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away. Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost? Man 1:yup The time is three past ten.

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before? Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. . . . .

Wife: The doctor has come to see you. Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone. . . . .

Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in. Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache. . . . . .

Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night. Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then. . . . .

Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea miss" Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy". Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss"

Teacher: What is the first month? Student: January Teacher: What is the second month? Student: February Teacher: What is the tenth month? Student: Delivery of a new child . . . .

A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup. Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. . . . . .

A chinese guy called an American mobile no & the following conversation ensued! Caller:"Hello,can speak to Annie Wan?"....Operator:"Yes,u can speak to me"....Caller:"No,I want to speak to Annie Wan"....Operator":Yes I understand u want to speak to anyone,u can speak to me,who is on line?".....Caller:"I'm Sam Wan & I need to talk to Annie Wan,its urgent."....Operator:"I know u re Someone & u want to talk with Anyone.But what is the urgent matte about?".....Caller:"Well,just tell my sister Annie Wan that my brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured & Noe Wan is being admitted in the hospital.Right now,Avery Wan is on the way to the hospital.".....Operator:"Look! If No one was injured & No one is sent to hospital,then the accident is not an emergency.U may find this funny but dont have time for this.".....Caller:"You re so rude,who re u?".....Operator:I am Saw Ree"......Caller:"Yes,u should be sorry,now give me ur name.".....Operator:"Thats what I said,I am Saw Ree.".....Callerh God!

there was a bio,math,chem teacher all went to a beach . bio teacher said "i find fishes in the sea " and she jumpe into the sea.the maths teacher said"i can find the length and breath of the sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry teacher said "i can see both are solubl in water". . . . . . . . . .

Fine jokes

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Good ones. Enjoyed

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MOM ALWAYS SAID... "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees" Mom!!!! Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid ........

KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are White Dad ? DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy , One Of His Father's Hair Turns White ..... ... ... KID :- Now Understand Why Grandpa's Hairs Are All White.....

Boy: I'm Searching For The Most Beautiful Girl..!! Girl: Look I Came For You..!! Boy: That's Nice! Now Help Me To Find Her..! . . . . .

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him, Little Boy: "Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?" Teacher: "No I Am Not Sleeping In Class." Little Boy: "What Were You Doing Sir ?" Teacher: "I Was Talking To God." The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him... Teacher: "young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class." Little Boy: "No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping." Angry Teacher: "What Were You Doing.??" Little Boy: "I Was Talking To God." Angry Teacher: "What Did He Say??" Little Boy: "God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday..." . .........

Height Of Fb Addiction: A Boy's FACEBOOK Status- I'm Online On Fb During Lecture. Haha . . . Comment 4m His Teacher: Get Out Of The Class Now .......... PRINCIPLE ( Liked ) the Comment.. . . . .