Dear Computer Users, I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Other Keys Of Keyboard! But Why Do You Press All The Keys Softly & Hit Me With Your Full Power? Yours Sincerely, Enter Key . . . . .

If People Commit Suicide Because Of Too Many Problems, . . . When Will My... . . . Maths Book Commit Suicide ??? It Has Tons Of Problems......

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Scientific Studies Have Proved That .. .. .. "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . .. "PAYING The "BILLS" Does. .. .. . .

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While........ . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said ' Look Girl, DONT Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics ' =P

Two Girls Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Room. The Teacher Says,Why Are You Arguing? One Girl Answers, We Found A Ten Dollar And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie. You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, Said The Teacher,When I Was Your Age I Didnt Even Know What A Lie Was. The Girls Gave The Ten Dollars To The Teacher. . . . . . . .

Killing English 1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? " 2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!" 3. Once Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.." 4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 5. Don't..laugh At The Back Benches...otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down..... 6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (ing Form Of On) 7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!! 8. "shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College" 9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids" 10. "will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF" 11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter" 13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father 14. "why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!" 15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand?? 16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away" 17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U" 18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer 19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl . . . . . .

Mmmmm ok to bad the spelling are confusing

I m sry for that

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Oh nice very laughfull jokes thanks 4 sharing with us -

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Nice jokes bro

Guys thank u all for the comment n there will be more soon hope u keep enjoying. . . . . . . . .

Bitter Truth ... "If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . . Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys" Very True... =P . . . . . . . . for good girls = m sry for this. . . .

How Should A TEACHER Be ? -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking............

Dear Girls ! If A Guy Pauses A Video Game Just To Text You Back . . . . . . . . . . . Marry Him

Our Phones Fall,We Panic Our Friends Fall, We Laugh! Shame On Us .... . . . . . . . .

Boys Read At Ur Own Risk..!! . . Your Girlfriend Is: . . . Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic. . . . .And . In Short She Is Your S.I.S.T.E.R. !! .... ...... .......