Height Of Bravery For Girls .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Moving Out Of House Without Make-up ..

Fantastic Answer For , Why Didn't U Receive My Call? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Was Dancing At My Ringtone...

Height Of Begging!! A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins Offer Notes"

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A B0y L0ved A Girl But Never Pr0p0sed Her. 0ne Day He Decided T0 Tell Her At 1:00 Am At Night. He Type: "i L0VE Y0u" And Sent !t, After A Few Sec0nds He G0t A Msg But He Dec!ded T0 See It The Next Day F0r Surprise And Slept. Next Day, He Read The Msg And Becme S0 Sh0kd Bcoz !t Was Wr!tten: . . . . . . . Dear Cust0mer, Msg Sndng Failed Due T0 Insuficient Balnce. Please Recharge Ur Acc0unt

ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID : Doctor!! Doctor!!! I Just Have 40 Seconds To Live Doctor Replied: OK Please Wait A Minute

Mother: Why Did You Get Such A Low Mark On That Test? Johnny: Because Of Absence. Mother: You Mean You Were Absent On The Day Of The Test? Johnny: No, But The Kid Who Sits Next To Me Was Absent copying. . . .

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK :p Boy: Marry Me.. ? Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? Boy: No Salary.. But,.. Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! Boy: (talk To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS........

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Q: Why There R Different Types 0f Blood Groups ... ? . . . . . . . . . . . . A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavors ... =P . . . . . .

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb Ruary.. 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly.. .........

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks: "Did I Hurt You . . .?" Step On Theirs (Harder) & Ask,: "Can You Feel My Answer...?"

When Somebody Says "Expect The Unexpected" . . . . . . . . . . Slap Him/Her On The Face And Say "You Didn't Expect That, Did You ?

Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer

If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21 0n The Board And Tells You To "Solve The Problem" Get Up N Erase The Board Problem Solved ... . . . . . . .

Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get Angry; If I Don't..!! What The Hell Is This ??? -your's Sincerely; Confused Alarm Clock... . . . . .

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says: "Standing On The Edge If A Bridge..." Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her

Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy, Stupid ...n Even Mad But NEVER WRONG .... . . . . m sry for this if u didnt like girls

A Boy Sees A Beautiful Girl Sitting Right Next To Him & Writes In A Paper "I Love You, Do You Love Me?" And Passes D Paper To Her. ... She Replies: "NO" He Didn't Give Up. He Rubbed Her Answer And Passed It To Another Girl And She Replied: "YES" Moral Of D Story Definitely Not What You Think.. It's . . . . "Save Earth, Recycle Paper !"

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie. She Was Shocked To See . . . . . John plumber