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A guy, sitting outside his home about 2 b evicted from his house, was contemplating hw the future wud b after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up 2 it, He takes an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall, and says, " u r the rizon i dnt have a wife", Second bottle, " u r the rizon i dnt have children", Third bottle, " u r the rizon i lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says " stand aside my dear friend, i know u were not involved".

Teacher: there is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs.3/kg, then what is my age? Pupil: 32 years Teacher: Wwwow! How do u knw, Pupil: well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.

What is " GIRL?" G=Ghost I=In R=Real L=Life so avoid girls and forward their cell #s to me and dnt wory about me, i am a professional ghost rider.

Man A: hey, man, pliz call a taxi Man B: yes, sir, you are a taxi.

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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned * 100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little Johny: a heart attack.

Professor: what is the chemical symbol of Barium? Student: BA. Professor: for sodium? Student: NA. Professor: what will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined? Student: BANANA!!

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car. Man1: what would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Man2: dont wory, i have a one more,

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Guys i think tomorrow i will be back wit my mob......n continue my posting...

I m back wit my mob....... ! Lets start.....

Fairy(to A 62 Year Old Couple): I Will Grant You Each A Wish.
Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.
Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years Younger To Me. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' The Husband Became 92 Years Old.
Moral: Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots Should Remember That Fairies Are Females. .......

Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ?
Teacher: (CorreCting Him) "May" I Go To The BathroOm ?
Kid: Miss But I AsKed 1st .. !

After Digging To A Depth Of 100 Meters Last Year, Russian Scientists Found Traces Of Copper Wire Dating Back 1000 Years, And Came To The Conclusion That Their Ancestors Already Had A Telephone Network One Thousand Years Ago
. So, Not To Be Outdone, In The Weeks That Followed, American Scientists Dug 200 Meters And The Headlines In The US Papers Read: ?US Scientists Have Found Traces Of 2000 Year Old Optical Fibers, And Have Concluded That Their Ancestors Already Had Advanced High-tech Digital Telephone 1000 Years Earlier Than The Russians?.
One Week Later, Pakistani Daily Newspapers Reported The Following: ?After Digging As Deep As 500 Meters, Pakistani Scientists Have Found Absolutely Nothing. They Have Concluded That 5000 Years Ago, Their Ancestors Were Already Using Bluetooth And Wireless Technology.

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Japanese Guy Visitd Pakistan & Took Taxi 2 Go To Friend's House.On Way Toyota Passd By He Told The Driver: Toyota,made In Japan Very Fast.Then Honda Passed He Again:Honda, Made In Japan Very Fast. Then Prado Passed, He Again: Prado, Made In Japan Very Fast.Taxi Driver Got Angry When He Arrived At His Friends House, Taxi Driver: Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese: So Much Money ?The Angry Driver Replied: Taxi Meter,Made In Pakistan, Very Very Fast.. . . ...

An Elderly Gentleman Was Invited By An Old Frnd 4 Dinner. He Was Impressed By The Way His Buddy Talked 2 His Wife With Lovely Words Like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,etc. The Couple Had Been Married For 60 Years & Clearly, They Were Still Very Much In Love. While The Wife Was In The Kitchen, The Man Asked His Frind, "I Think It's Wonderful That After All These Years You Still Call Your Wife Those Loving Pet Names." The Old Man Hung His Head,"I Have To Tell You The Truth,"he Said,"her Name Slipped My Mind About 10 Yrs Ago And I M Scared To Death To Ask What It Is . ........