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.....One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!!
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Once An Old Man Was Waiting For A Train, Sitting On A Bench. A Young Boy Came To Him And Asked The Time. Old Man Refused To Tell The Time. Boy Insisted Again & Again But Old Man Denied Again & Again. Boy Asked The Reason? Old Man Said If I Tell You The Time, Then You Will Ask About Me,my Name,job Etc. Then I Will Ask About You,both Of Us Will BE frank. By Chance You May Get The Seat With Me. Then You May Get Down At My Station. My Daughter Will Come To Receive Me. She Will Meet You. She Is Beautiful. You May Fall In Love With Her,she Too. Then She May Insist To Marry U, Even May Threaten Me. And I Am Sorry That I Dont Want Such A Poor Son In Law Who Hasn't His Own Watch To See The Time. . ........
Once An Old Man Was Waiting For A Train, Sitting On A Bench. A Young Boy Came To Him And Asked The Time. Old Man Refused To Tell The Time. Boy Insisted Again & Again But Old Man Denied Again & Again. Boy Asked The Reason? Old Man Said If I Tell You The Time, Then You Will Ask About Me,my Name,job Etc. Then I Will Ask About You,both Of Us Will BE frank. By Chance You May Get The Seat With Me. Then You May Get Down At My Station. My Daughter Will Come To Receive Me. She Will Meet You. She Is Beautiful. You May Fall In Love With Her,she Too. Then She May Insist To Marry U, Even May Threaten Me. And I Am Sorry That I Dont Want Such A Poor Son In Law Who Hasn't His Own Watch To See The Time. . ........
A Popular Motivational Speaker
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt After Enemy Defeated.. Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt? General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking General: Get Me My "Yellow Pant".. .
A Very Rich Man Went To A Village With His Son To Show Him HOW POOR PEOPLE Can Be Lived..? On Return Father Asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?" Son Replied "We've No Cattles But They've 4.." "We've A Swiming Pool Which Is Quite Big But They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.." Our Garden Has Imported Lamps But They've A SKY FULL OF STARS "Our Courtyard Ends After Few Yards But They've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE ........ 
A New Vaccum Salesman Knockd
On Da Door. A Tall Lady Answerd It. B4 She Cud Speak, D Salesman
Barged Into Da Living Room N Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shxt On2 Da Carpet.. Salesman: "Madam, If I Cudnt Clean This Up With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner, I'll EAT All This Shxt !" Lady:"Do U Need Chilli Sauce Or Ketchup Wid Dat?" Salesman: "Y Madam?" Lady:"Cuz Therez No Electricty In Da House." MORAL: Gather ALL Resources B4
Working On Any Project... ....
Hot.dude22: A Popular Motivational Speaker
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
lovely dear! U just made me laugh.
Where is our food... we need to copy! 
