Imagine Urself In A Boat Which Is Sinking Sharks All Around U Wat Can U Do 2 Save Urself? .
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A Gorgeous Girl Walks Up 2 Professor's Cabin & Says: I'll Do Anything 2 Pass D Exam.
prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
prof: really??
Girl: Ya!!
prof: Then Go & Study...! ...

A Little Kid Walks Into A City Bus And Sits Right Behind The Driver And Starts Yelling, "If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I Would Be A Little Bull." The Kid Goes On With Several Animals Until The Bus Driver Gets Angry And Yells At The Kid, "What If Your Dad Was A Drunk And Your Mom Was A Prostitute?!" The Kid Smiles And Says, "I Would Be A Bus Driver..!

A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. "Wow!," SAID Her FATHER, "That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hours. What Happened?" "Wrong Number," Replied The GIRL.......

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thanks bro

What Is A BEST And WORST News You Can Hear At The SAME Time ? It Is When Your Girl Friend Says "YOU Are The BEST LOVER Among All Your Friends

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, Ill give each of you just one wish Me first! Me first! says the administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! Shes gone. Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! Hes gone. OK, youre up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch. Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. ........

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shxts on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shxt is your friend
3. And when youre in deep shxt, its best to keep your mouth shut! .........

Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' LOL

Good one bro

Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys. "Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil. So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw" To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off" As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling. "Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil. "I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"

SMOKING CONDOMS Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Singham

no bro its of buddha hoga tera baap

i got confused

yaa bro it happens