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MAHESH_K · Mar 4, 2012 17:08 384 792
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 4, 2012 17:08
smiley Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley stay tuned to get latest up dates.....smiley.....
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley
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Rosay
Apr 8, 2012 18:06
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Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with her, finally . . . . he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: "Your Product is Not According To My Requirements" . . . The smart Father-in-Law replied: 1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 9, 2012 23:32
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Good one sis smiley
aprillia
Apr 10, 2012 06:10
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Hot.dude22: A Brahmin&A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? Guess? Guess? Kaveri Kawasaki&Suzuki Subramanya . . . smiley.....
n if an Indian n Indonesian married what would they name for the daughter? MAHITA APRILLIA KARKERA smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 11, 2012 08:57
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aprillia: n if an Indian n Indonesian married what would they name for the daughter? MAHITA APRILLIA KARKERA smiley
naugggghhhhttttyyyyy !!!smiley smiley smiley good.....
aprillia
Apr 11, 2012 14:42
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Hot.dude22: no naughty thats ur child n teacher will complain to you!smiley smiley
ok deal we will teach that to our child...smiley smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 12, 2012 06:26
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aprillia: ok deal we will teach that to our child...smiley smiley smiley
No naughty m scared of teachers smiley smiley
SoA
Apr 12, 2012 18:11
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WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Teachers used to bunk class smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 08:51
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1r0n-m0us3: WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Teachers used to bunk class smiley
Good one bro smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 08:56
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Millions Of People Write Love Letters. But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me, Just Imagine How Lucky I M! Great Words Said By .
!! DUST BIN !! smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 09:12
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Monkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo !!smiley smiley sry guys just a joke !smiley
SoA
Apr 13, 2012 14:11
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Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 17:56
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1r0n-m0us3: Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team smiley
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SoA
Apr 13, 2012 18:18
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#FIVE RULES FOR MEN: 1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's VERY, VERY important that these four women never meet!!!!!! smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 18:58
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Bro smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Apr 13, 2012 19:02
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GIRL : mom im pregnant MOM : what ! Didnt I tell you that if a boy touches your B_ _bs , say "Dont"? And If He Touches your Private Part, say "Stop" ?
GIRL : Mom Well He Did Them Both So I Kept On Saying "Dont Stop"! smiley smiley smiley
SoA
Apr 17, 2012 03:26
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No more jokes? smiley
Pamelaluv1
Apr 18, 2012 14:10
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Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad smiley then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"..smiley.
MAHESH_K OP
Aug 22, 2012 22:12
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A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother... Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others.. Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn't ExiSts.. smiley smiley Clappinggg sry girls....
MAHESH_K OP
Aug 22, 2012 22:14
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Question: "How to Kill an Ant??" Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for someWater near a Water tank. Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!=O And Then Remove Oxygen Mask fromit's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =| MORAL: Don't Play with Students.. !! They can Do any thing for 10 Marks.. smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Aug 22, 2012 22:16
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One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, thensaid, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at orhas ever attempted to do." "Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife." smiley smiley
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