Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with her, finally . . . . he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: "Your Product is Not According To My Requirements" . . . The smart Father-in-Law replied: 1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.

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n if an Indian n Indonesian married what would they name for the daughter? MAHITA APRILLIA KARKERA

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ok deal we will teach that to our child...

No naughty m scared of teachers

WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Teachers used to bunk class

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Millions Of People Write Love Letters. But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me, Just Imagine How Lucky I M! Great Words Said By .
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Monkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo !! sry guys just a joke !

Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team

#FIVE RULES FOR MEN: 1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's VERY, VERY important that these four women never meet!!!!!!

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GIRL : mom im pregnant MOM : what ! Didnt I tell you that if a boy touches your B_ _bs , say "Dont"? And If He Touches your Private Part, say "Stop" ?
GIRL : Mom Well He Did Them Both So I Kept On Saying "Dont Stop"!

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Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother... Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others.. Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn't ExiSts.. Clappinggg sry girls....

Question: "How to Kill an Ant??" Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for someWater near a Water tank. Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!=O And Then Remove Oxygen Mask fromit's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =| MORAL: Don't Play with Students.. !! They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, thensaid, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at orhas ever attempted to do." "Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."