A Man's Feeling :.... . . "It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket .. . . . & its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !

Two Best advices for safe life : . . . 1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is .. . . . . 2. Run immediately after saying it..

Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe: 1. Nothing to wear & 2. No place to keep her clothes. . . . . . . . Guys have two major problems with their laptop: 1. Nothing to watch & 2. No space for anything new..!!

When my parents are asleep Me: "Shh they are sleeping." When I'm asleep Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3hours."

Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Pwer = Work Work = Money Money = GF GF = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death See what all prblms an apple can make

Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could not make out & asked "What was that?" 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food...

Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky I m! Great words Said by . ** DUST BIN **

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can StillBe Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!

Some Funny Signboards ... @ Pizza Shop "7 Dayz Widout Pizza Makes 1 Weak" In No-smoking Area "If V c Smoke, V'll Azume U r On Fire n Take Apropaite Action"@ Car Dealership "D Best Way 2 Get Back On Ur Feet. Miss A Car Payment" @ Maternity Room Door "Push . Push . Push" ...

A Heart Touching Message .. .. .. .. .. .. "We Need Six Months Vacation Twice A Year. . . "

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees withhim. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never getsa chance to speak..!

Flirting is like a game of chess one wrong move and you are... . . . . . . . . . . . married

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart.. Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..? . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your heart is housefull and brain is empty, more empty space means more comfort

Boy: I Love you..? ! Girl: Hahahahaha =p Boy: I Won't Live without you..? =( Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!! Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x Girl: Awwwww..Promise ??? ? =D .. . . . . . . . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ;P

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sisy....

really funny jokes

thanks sis