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U are funny girl

i m a boy

These are hilarious bro

thanks bro

Girls wil b grls A girl gave a pendrive to a boy & said "pls give me facebook in this" Boy gave a stupid look 2 her & then girl said "What happend is 2 Gb less for it ?"...........

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me: Give me Loan and then Leave me aLone...

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take an example,"Mrs Cameron said."If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says,"You'd be his wife."

Why do cows have horns? Because their bells don't work.

Good ones

thanks bro .........

so funny

yup

Silly bro.

lol sisy

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america&ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris&ur mother go america so where u go Kid: america Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . . Papa: U Naughty boy. .......

When Things Go Wrong, When Sadness Fill Ur Heart, When Tears Flow Frm Ur Eyes, Juz Let Me know, Coz I Wana B There 4 U. I M Selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ........hahaha

A Man Went To A Painting Exhibition And Asked From Artist That......"Wow! Painting Of This Monkey Look Like Real "
Artist: I Am Sorry Sir! U R Standing Infront Of Mirror.......

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Consequences Of American Life Style: The Wife Rushed Into House Screaming To Her Husband: Darling, Come Quick! Ur Kids N My Kids R Beating Our Kids.