[b]With gratitude god We the Entire family of Mr Fire regrets to announce the sudden death of our Father, husband, brother, uncle and son Mr Rice.[/b...

Death came to a guy and said ," My friend today is your day" The guy said ,"But im not ready" Then death said ," Well your name is next on my ...

An Englishman and Akki inside the toilet room. -bwink- Englishman: Good evening.., How do u do? . . -lost- . . Akki: ...

i dont get this O.o its easy to lift up a girl weighing 50kg-60kg in a romantic mood . . . . . . . . . . . . . . but damn hard to ...

-bath- afaaq One evening hasband thinking it would be being funny. Said to his wife perhaps we should start washing your clothes in slim fast. His w...

Cherry_mae was talking about moral of life to her students in kindergarten school.. Than just to check students answers.. She asked a question.. ...

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! Now lets try it again. ...

Vipul and Border guard Gul. -salute- This is copy+paste topic with little editing. One day Vipul comes up 2 the Pakistan border on h...

~Is this the FBI?" "Yes. Whatcha want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy! He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you for the c...

If Facebook was there in bible times, some posts would be like: 1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking! 2...

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GF: marry me please! BF: Why are you busy to marry? GF: I,m pregnant. BF: Are you sure i,m the guy who did it? GF: crying....... BF: Whats wrong,...

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I call it I chase it I got it I taste it And bam pregnant Nine month a baby I saw it It resemble me and it I grab it I sung it a song and cheers it up...

Engineer's Wife Delivered A Baby !!! Wife Sends Sms: 'Your Circuit Design Came Out :) . . . . . . . . . Husband Smiled And Replied: 'W...

Once upon a time there lived four crazy friends whom made an agreement to travel abroad unfortunately, their plans became successfully so they took of...