With gratitude god We the Entire family of Mr Fire regrets to announce the sudden death of our Father, husband, brother, uncle and son Mr Rice. Who died 25th december 2010 on a plane-crash on his way to London from Nigeria. BURIAL ARRANGEMENT wednesday 19th jan body leaves the mortuary (been bag) to his home town where he will be burial at the grave (pot) LEFT TO MOURN HIM ARE AS FOLLOW Mrs Water_____wife Mr Plate_____son Miss Spoon____daughter Mrs Salt____daughter in-law Pepper, Maggi, tomato___grand children Mr Beans___brother Mrs Corn____sister and host of other relations. May his gentle soul rest in the bossom of the toilet. SIGNED BY: MR PLATE for the family