With gratitude god We the Entire family of Mr Fire regrets to announce the sudden death of our Father, husband, brother, uncle and son Mr Rice.
Who died 25th december 2010 on a plane-crash on his way to London from Nigeria.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT
wednesday 19th jan body leaves the mortuary (been bag) to his home town where he will be burial at the grave (pot)
LEFT TO MOURN HIM ARE AS FOLLOW
Mrs Water_____wife
Mr Plate_____son
Miss Spoon____daughter
Mrs Salt____daughter in-law
Pepper, Maggi, tomato___grand children
Mr Beans___brother
Mrs Corn____sister
and host of other relations.
May his gentle soul rest in the bossom of the toilet.
SIGNED BY: MR PLATE for the family
may their souls rest in peace lol
so sad the rice died,i could use him in my lunch 
i want Mrs.CORN lolz 
