A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came b...

Terry ask3d 1 Qu3st!0n and t3ach3r g0t c0nfus3d.. -dizzy- Qu3st!0n was- BLACK !s c0l0ur, WH!TE !s als0 a col0ur.... But BLACK & ...

The girl was wearing a low-cut strapless gown and a gold necklace on which was hanging a golden airplane. she could not avoid noticing a young man ...

*What a SILLY LIL GIRL* My m0m w0nt tell me'a thing about herself..lil girl c0mplains to her friend... Well,says the friend...All you need to do...

Why some ppl Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

A man gets home early from work n heard a strange noise comin 4rm d bedrom. He rushd upstairs 2 find his wife naked on d bed sweatin n pantin. Watz up...

:-) When I grow down I want to be a baby. . . . What are your plans for the past? -hahaha-

HeighT oF Student Talent Teacher: You just got 5 marks and still you are Laughing. . . . ... Student: I am wondering how igot 5 marks even i wrot...

There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard t...

A man was so jealouse of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's breast while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poinsoni...

girl is the subject boy is the predicate when the predicate touches the subject Baby is the direct object.....lol.

A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybod, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, So Mr. Smith went to ...

An old lady gave bus driver(Vipul) peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Vipul asked: Why u givin me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u e...

Jacki is giving directions to Zeast to get to her apartment.. U come to the front door of the apartment nd look for apartment 14A nd with ur el...

Dr.Gul: I've A Good N A Bad News.. Patient.Zeus: Whts D Bad News? Gul: Ur Symptoms Show That U R Turning Gay .. Zeus: Wht D Hell ! N Whts D Good ...

Last night at dinner, little Akpos was asked to lead in prayer. Akpos: But i don't know how to pray? Dad: just pray 4 ur family member's. Akpos: "Dea...

Priest: do u agree to change ur face book status 4rm single to married? Boy:yes gal:yes priest: i nw pronounce u as husband and wife, upload ur...

A hunter kills a DEER&takes it home. He decides to clean, prepare&serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters&won't eat it i...

>Why is Superman stupid? Because he wears his underwear over his pants. . -crazy- >Why is Batman more stupid? Because he wears his underwe...

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look u...