3 FRIENDS going to their room at 100th floor of building! One day LIFT was not working......! They start to walk in steps ! . . 1st person to...

1.A ghost first looks both sides before crossing the road 2.The T.V still makes noise even if you put it on vol 1 3.Millionaires have a "gateMan...

Nurse lost her little cat in the hospital....

Nurse:- 'Any one got a pussy?' (all women stood up)

'I mean, any one seen a pus...

Three fishermen are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. Hearts.Devil:Whats dat?!It's Gul hand.-wave-It looks as if he is drowning! ...

One day,i texted my bf..he broke up with me.. We did fight in that day ... In my anger,i thrown away the cellphone causing it to be broken,the sim c...

A doctor walks in2 his patient's room. D doctor tells him,"i hav some bad news n some worse news. Which one do u want 2 hear first?". "well, giv me 24...

A girl died and her soul was taken to heaven, angels were shocked to see her heart still beating . . . Girl replied, "i myt b dead but my lover...

Samu was at the bar one night and complained abt having headache. Mr.A : I have a beaute cure for a headache.Whenever I have a headache I head home &...

If you're gonna kiss the poster above you,which part of the face would you kiss him or her?? Let's be professionally fun!l0lz

guess the next pers0n il fan of which sport? cricket, football, tennis, hockey.

What thing of yours love you would like tobe?

Technically there are seven Types of Ladies: 1) Haerd disc Lady: She remembers everything forever. 2) Ram Lady: Forgets about you the m...

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. "Martin Luther"

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars. Girl: But, it's daytime... Boy: Haha, exactly.