Mom:" Son, get up its time to go to College.. Son:" No Maa.. I don't want to go to college.. Mom:" Give me 2 reasons whydon't u want to go to college.. Son:" 1. All students hate me.. 2. All staff hates me.. . Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason.. Come on. U must go to college.. Son:" Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college.. . . Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old.. 2. U are the Principal of the college..