Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present


DOLYPSON04 2010/09/09 23:30
Kp it up guys!
Padyt 2010/09/10 17:00
What is the meaning of banks
wizkid007 2010/09/10 22:48
who is a chemist
Don_jazzy 2010/09/11 08:46
I don't know any
wizkid007 2010/09/12 11:24
LOVE:wat people have but never has people
ALVINS 2010/09/14 18:09
We are three running but we cant meet our self Fan
jimmyex 2010/09/15 03:46
Nice ones..
_MZ_dEeP_ 2010/09/16 08:57
Nice''
Daninelix 2010/09/19 14:14
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kingzion 2010/09/21 18:38
Hmm! Nice one.
_drk_ 2010/09/29 09:14
Wakekeke gud1
_drk_ 2010/09/29 09:15
Wakekeke!! .hehe.
Hayormide 2010/09/29 17:12
I luv it
Spektralflamez 2010/09/30 06:48
Crank me with more
juliebaby 2010/10/03 14:15
Interesting.
Stevenson 2010/10/12 16:09
Wonderful
atiloness 2010/10/15 11:01
Make me happy
__-dEvIL-hUNt-__ 2010/10/16 19:52
Great keEp it up
Toppy4true 2010/10/17 05:13
2 long story
CuteLove 2010/10/23 06:50
Tweetylicious: /smiley you crack me up!

/smiley

Replies: 300

#45 Fun & Comedy
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.
Forums