Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Rapho1 2011/11/15 07:36
Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
KingFISHER 2012/03/13 02:41
Big boss
he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.
Big boss
he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.
Joyce 2012/04/27 16:02
MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed
MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed
Lil wayne 2012/06/19 18:22
Love
someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate
someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding
a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue
something or someone that easily a comesby.
Love
someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate
someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding
a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue
something or someone that easily a comesby.
Lil wayne 2012/06/19 18:45
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the
other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you.
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the
other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you.
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