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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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A-plus
2010/11/10 15:46
Amazin.gud one!
Yungboss
2010/11/22 22:23
Cul man
Soul.papa
2010/11/29 11:19
EXPERIENCE
Layoola
2010/12/05 09:28
Newton's modified law: every book continous to be in d state of rest or covered with dust until an internal or external exam appears
klassykitten
2010/12/07 07:52
Great stuff
baloki
2010/12/08 04:00
its absolutely crazy!
3plekay
2010/12/08 16:16
Hahahahaha:-D :-D :-D :-D
Shy_angel
2010/12/18 23:11
I luv dis!
jean11
2010/12/20 07:16
love:
Love is a feeling of weakness and and an atempt to remind us that we are careless creatures
Amorian
2011/01/04 13:57
Men u got me laughin in my hood
Squirrel
2011/01/19 15:32
Love is the uncorking of happiness and the bottling of common sense...
__-mahata-__
2011/01/21 03:02
Very good
Undiscover
2011/01/22 18:48
nyc definatns !!!
skillyjay
2011/01/24 19:54
Wife:
Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment
Undiscover
2011/01/26 18:35
Funny definatns !!
1) FASHION :
Lungi wid a zip.
2) LAZINESS :
Asking lift 4 a morning walk.
3) CRAZINESS :
Get blank paper xeroxed.
HONESTY :
Pregnent women buying 2 ticketz.
5) DEHYDRATION :
Cow giving milk powder.
6) OVERCONFIDENCE :
A 99 yrz old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card.
[undiscover]
Shush14
2011/04/14 04:45
hahahahA
priceless
2011/05/19 15:35
Nice definitions. . . . . . .wink.
P.girl
2011/07/23 11:10
HEART BREAKER . -is a person who helps u 2 distribute ur heart 2 so many
Dark_Boy
2011/08/08 10:18
Wife-without information fight everytime
captswit
2011/08/28 07:40
Can only say goot creativeness otherwise i hv got no defination in ma mind
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