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bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Riddle 2010/06/30 19:37
HEART-The part of the body you can't live without and the one you dont want to live with...
HEART-The part of the body you can't live without and the one you dont want to live with...
DonTundex 2010/07/03 05:36
Bank-a place where money and other valuables are kept Forum-a place where people discuss on an issue.
Bank-a place where money and other valuables are kept Forum-a place where people discuss on an issue.
Mainboy 2010/07/17 07:07
Wallet -a device that permittes you to lost all your documents (eg money)at the same time
Wallet -a device that permittes you to lost all your documents (eg money)at the same time
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