Funny short tales 4 by Crownstar 2015/07/04 04:41
If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day. To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium. A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.
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If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day. To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium. A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.
Read part 1 here
Read part 2 here
Read part 3 here
Thank U -coin-
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:25
At some points in life, things go wrong, we get depressed, stressed, trapped I hope these beautiful jokes help cheering you up, make you laugh, happy. when jokes arent enough, dont forget the full love and support from our mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends and all our loved ones. BIG hug!!!
At some points in life, things go wrong, we get depressed, stressed, trapped I hope these beautiful jokes help cheering you up, make you laugh, happy. when jokes arent enough, dont forget the full love and support from our mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends and all our loved ones. BIG hug!!!
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:28
pregnancy
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery. Why is your stomach so big? he asks. Im having a baby. she replies. Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes. Yes, it is. she says. Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look. Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?
pregnancy
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery. Why is your stomach so big? he asks. Im having a baby. she replies. Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes. Yes, it is. she says. Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look. Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:31
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why arent you laughing?
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why arent you laughing?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:33
Customer: Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer: Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:34
The Train Station
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, Im afraid its too heavy.
The Train Station
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, Im afraid its too heavy.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:36
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:38
Astronomy
A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, What do you do in life? He replied, I study astronomy.
Dear me, said the girl. I finished astronomy last year.
Astronomy
A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, What do you do in life? He replied, I study astronomy.
Dear me, said the girl. I finished astronomy last year.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:40
Little Bobbie
Little Bobbie, while at a neighbors, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said Thank you. Thats right, Bobbie, said the lady. I like to hear little boys say thank you. Well, rejoined Bobbie. If you want to hear me say it again you might put some jam on it.
Little Bobbie
Little Bobbie, while at a neighbors, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said Thank you. Thats right, Bobbie, said the lady. I like to hear little boys say thank you. Well, rejoined Bobbie. If you want to hear me say it again you might put some jam on it.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:41
Mother took Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested. Mother, why is that man shaking his stick at the lady? he asked. Hush; he is not shaking his stick at her. Then what is she screaming for?
Mother took Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested. Mother, why is that man shaking his stick at the lady? he asked. Hush; he is not shaking his stick at her. Then what is she screaming for?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:42
Whats the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up. She got a terrible shock.
How was it? She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church and she took off her new *2 hat and somebody sold it for 30 cents.
Whats the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up. She got a terrible shock.
How was it? She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church and she took off her new *2 hat and somebody sold it for 30 cents.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:44
Papa, what is the person called who brings you in contact with the spirit world? A bartender, my boy.
Papa, what is the person called who brings you in contact with the spirit world? A bartender, my boy.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:44
I dreamed last night that I had invented a new type of breakfast food and was sampling it when Yes, yes; go on. I woke up and found a corner of the mattress gone!
I dreamed last night that I had invented a new type of breakfast food and was sampling it when Yes, yes; go on. I woke up and found a corner of the mattress gone!
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:46
Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?
Friend 2: No, sold anything yet?
Friend 1: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.
Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?
Friend 2: No, sold anything yet?
Friend 1: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:47
Waiter: Yes, sir, we are very up to date. Everything here is cooked by electricity. John: I wonder if you would mind giving this steak another shock?
Waiter: Yes, sir, we are very up to date. Everything here is cooked by electricity. John: I wonder if you would mind giving this steak another shock?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:48
Teacher: Tell me something about oysters, Johnny. Johnny: They are very lazy. They are always found in beds.
Teacher: Tell me something about oysters, Johnny. Johnny: They are very lazy. They are always found in beds.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:49
Dinner Prayer
A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing? I wouldnt know what to say, the girl replied.
Just say what you heard mommy say, the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
Dinner Prayer
A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing? I wouldnt know what to say, the girl replied.
Just say what you heard mommy say, the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:52
I told my wife I would shoot any man who had flirted with her at the seaside.
What did she say? She told me to bring a machine-gun.
I told my wife I would shoot any man who had flirted with her at the seaside.
What did she say? She told me to bring a machine-gun.
Crownstar 2015/07/04 05:55
A plane full of crazy people is in the air.
One guy goes in to the cockpit and asks the pilot to teach him how to fly. The pilot says if you can get everyone back there quite I will teach you.
A few minutes later the guy comes back and said they are quite now. The pilot asked how did you get them quite, the guy says, I just told them all to go play outside.
A plane full of crazy people is in the air.
One guy goes in to the cockpit and asks the pilot to teach him how to fly. The pilot says if you can get everyone back there quite I will teach you.
A few minutes later the guy comes back and said they are quite now. The pilot asked how did you get them quite, the guy says, I just told them all to go play outside.
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