.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
... 
good bro.....
Winston 2012/03/11 16:22
ticher 2 a pupil: how old r u
pupil: am az old az my fathr.
hw iz tht posible?
pupil:coz he bcome a fathr wen i born
ticher 2 a pupil: how old r u
pupil: am az old az my fathr.
hw iz tht posible?
pupil:coz he bcome a fathr wen i born
Winston 2012/03/11 17:10
Boy 2 a girl: why dnt u have a boyfriend?
Girl:i am nt allowed 2 have a boyfrnd, but why dnt u have a girlfrnd?
Boy: bcoz u r nt allowed 2 have a boyfrnd yet.....! Jst waiting 4 u.
Boy 2 a girl: why dnt u have a boyfriend?
Girl:i am nt allowed 2 have a boyfrnd, but why dnt u have a girlfrnd?
Boy: bcoz u r nt allowed 2 have a boyfrnd yet.....! Jst waiting 4 u.
Winston 2012/03/11 17:28
A guy, sitting outside his home about 2 b evicted from his house, was contemplating hw the future wud b after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up 2 it,
He takes an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall, and says, " u r the rizon i dnt have a wife",
Second bottle, " u r the rizon i dnt have children",
Third bottle, " u r the rizon i lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says " stand aside my dear friend, i know u were not involved".
A guy, sitting outside his home about 2 b evicted from his house, was contemplating hw the future wud b after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up 2 it,
He takes an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall, and says, " u r the rizon i dnt have a wife",
Second bottle, " u r the rizon i dnt have children",
Third bottle, " u r the rizon i lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says " stand aside my dear friend, i know u were not involved".
Winston 2012/03/11 17:39
Teacher: there is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs.3/kg, then what is my age?
Pupil: 32 years
Teacher: Wwwow! How do u knw,
Pupil: well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
Teacher: there is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs.3/kg, then what is my age?
Pupil: 32 years
Teacher: Wwwow! How do u knw,
Pupil: well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
Winston 2012/03/11 17:46
What is " GIRL?"
G=Ghost
I=In
R=Real
L=Life
so avoid girls and forward their cell #s to me and dnt wory about me, i am a professional ghost rider.
What is " GIRL?"
G=Ghost
I=In
R=Real
L=Life
so avoid girls and forward their cell #s to me and dnt wory about me, i am a professional ghost rider.
Winston 2012/03/12 14:39
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned * 100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Little Johny: a heart attack.
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned * 100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Little Johny: a heart attack.
Winston 2012/03/12 14:59
Professor: what is the chemical symbol of Barium?
Student: BA.
Professor: for sodium?
Student: NA.
Professor: what will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined?
Student: BANANA!!
Professor: what is the chemical symbol of Barium?
Student: BA.
Professor: for sodium?
Student: NA.
Professor: what will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined?
Student: BANANA!!
Winston 2012/03/12 15:04
2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man1: what would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Man2: dont wory, i have a one more,
2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man1: what would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Man2: dont wory, i have a one more,
(hehe) ......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/12 15:43
Guys i think tomorrow i will be back wit my mob......n continue my posting...
Guys i think tomorrow i will be back wit my mob......n continue my posting...
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