.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.


SoA 2012/03/13 20:43
Quote: Hot.dude22: bro I didnt mean u !! U continue ur copy pasting but carefully /smiley /smiley -hahaha-
/smiley I know -hahaha- please mods someone pin this topic!

brightsquare 2012/03/14 09:26
lovely dear! U just made me laugh.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/14 21:57
Quote: brightsquare: lovely dear! U just made me laugh.
thanks bro/smiley /smiley be awaited there will be more soon......

SoA 2012/03/14 22:47
/smiley Where is our food... we need to copy! /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 08:57
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening) What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na? Now Sit On It N Get Lost!! ......../smiley .lol.

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:03
Customer Shouted: "Waiter, Waiter ! There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."
Waiter Replied: "Oh No! Who's Going To Look After His Family... /smiley " ............-hahaha-

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:11
Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible ........../smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:14
Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!! ......../smiley .hehe.

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:21
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT." ....... -hahaha- /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:27
Mr.inside Went 2 C Mr.outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?............/smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:37
Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back......../smiley /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:56
Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand."......... /smiley /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:00
Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!............/smiley -hahaha-

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:02
Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . ......./smiley /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:05
Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They? Employee Slowly: The Electric
And The Telephone Company!! .........../smiley

THE_SPEAR_KING 2012/03/15 10:21
.lol.
Keep posting.

MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:31
Quote: THE_SPEAR_KING: .lol.
Keep posting.
thanks bro /smiley getting closer to 200 posts ! .run. .hehe.

SoA 2012/03/15 19:36
/smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/16 16:08
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned *100,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart Attack! ....... -hahaha-

MAHESH_K 2012/03/16 16:01
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: /smiley
/smiley


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