.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:11
Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible ..........
Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible ..........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:14
Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!! ........
.hehe.
Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!! ........
.hehe.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:21
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT." ....... -hahaha-
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT." ....... -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:27
Mr.inside Went 2 C Mr.outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?............
Mr.inside Went 2 C Mr.outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?............
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:37
Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back........
Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 09:56
Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand.".........
Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand.".........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:00
Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!............ -hahaha-
Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!............
-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:02
Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . .......
Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . .......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:05
Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They? Employee Slowly: The Electric
And The Telephone Company!! ...........
Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They? Employee Slowly: The Electric
And The Telephone Company!! ...........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/15 10:31
getting closer to 200 posts ! .run. .hehe.
Quote: THE_SPEAR_KING: .lol.
Keep posting.
thanks bro Keep posting.
getting closer to 200 posts ! .run. .hehe.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/16 16:08
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned *100,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart Attack! ....... -hahaha-
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned *100,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart Attack! ....... -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/16 16:22
Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary) Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: (said happily) Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then..... Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
Tina:
.......
Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary) Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: (said happily) Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then..... Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
Tina:
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