.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 14:45
Fairy(to A 62 Year Old Couple): I Will Grant You Each A Wish.
Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.
Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years Younger To Me. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' The Husband Became 92 Years Old.
Moral: Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots Should Remember That Fairies Are Females. .......
Fairy(to A 62 Year Old Couple): I Will Grant You Each A Wish.
Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.
Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years Younger To Me. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' The Husband Became 92 Years Old.
Moral: Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots Should Remember That Fairies Are Females. .......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 14:48
Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ?
Teacher: (CorreCting Him) "May" I Go To The BathroOm ?
Kid: Miss But I AsKed 1st .. !
Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ?
Teacher: (CorreCting Him) "May" I Go To The BathroOm ?
Kid: Miss But I AsKed 1st .. !
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 14:53
After Digging To A Depth Of 100 Meters Last Year, Russian Scientists Found Traces Of Copper Wire Dating Back 1000 Years, And Came To The Conclusion That Their Ancestors Already Had A Telephone Network One Thousand Years Ago
. So, Not To Be Outdone, In The Weeks That Followed, American Scientists Dug 200 Meters And The Headlines In The US Papers Read: ?US Scientists Have Found Traces Of 2000 Year Old Optical Fibers, And Have Concluded That Their Ancestors Already Had Advanced High-tech Digital Telephone 1000 Years Earlier Than The Russians?.
One Week Later, Pakistani Daily Newspapers Reported The Following: ?After Digging As Deep As 500 Meters, Pakistani Scientists Have Found Absolutely Nothing. They Have Concluded That 5000 Years Ago, Their Ancestors Were Already Using Bluetooth And Wireless Technology.
After Digging To A Depth Of 100 Meters Last Year, Russian Scientists Found Traces Of Copper Wire Dating Back 1000 Years, And Came To The Conclusion That Their Ancestors Already Had A Telephone Network One Thousand Years Ago
. So, Not To Be Outdone, In The Weeks That Followed, American Scientists Dug 200 Meters And The Headlines In The US Papers Read: ?US Scientists Have Found Traces Of 2000 Year Old Optical Fibers, And Have Concluded That Their Ancestors Already Had Advanced High-tech Digital Telephone 1000 Years Earlier Than The Russians?.
One Week Later, Pakistani Daily Newspapers Reported The Following: ?After Digging As Deep As 500 Meters, Pakistani Scientists Have Found Absolutely Nothing. They Have Concluded That 5000 Years Ago, Their Ancestors Were Already Using Bluetooth And Wireless Technology.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 14:58
Japanese Guy Visitd Pakistan & Took Taxi 2 Go To Friend's House.On Way Toyota Passd By He Told The Driver: Toyota,made In Japan Very Fast.Then Honda Passed He Again:Honda, Made In Japan Very Fast. Then Prado Passed, He Again: Prado, Made In Japan Very Fast.Taxi Driver Got Angry When He Arrived At His Friends House, Taxi Driver: Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese: So Much Money ?The Angry Driver Replied: Taxi Meter,Made In Pakistan, Very Very Fast.. . . -hahaha- ...
Japanese Guy Visitd Pakistan & Took Taxi 2 Go To Friend's House.On Way Toyota Passd By He Told The Driver: Toyota,made In Japan Very Fast.Then Honda Passed He Again:Honda, Made In Japan Very Fast. Then Prado Passed, He Again: Prado, Made In Japan Very Fast.Taxi Driver Got Angry When He Arrived At His Friends House, Taxi Driver: Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese: So Much Money ?The Angry Driver Replied: Taxi Meter,Made In Pakistan, Very Very Fast.. . . -hahaha- ...
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:05
An Elderly Gentleman Was Invited By An Old Frnd 4 Dinner. He Was Impressed By The Way His Buddy Talked 2 His Wife With Lovely Words Like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,etc. The Couple Had Been Married For 60 Years & Clearly, They Were Still Very Much In Love. While The Wife Was In The Kitchen, The Man Asked His Frind, "I Think It's Wonderful That After All These Years You Still Call Your Wife Those Loving Pet Names." The Old Man Hung His Head,"I Have To Tell You The Truth,"he Said,"her Name Slipped My Mind About 10 Yrs Ago And I M Scared To Death To Ask What It Is
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An Elderly Gentleman Was Invited By An Old Frnd 4 Dinner. He Was Impressed By The Way His Buddy Talked 2 His Wife With Lovely Words Like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,etc. The Couple Had Been Married For 60 Years & Clearly, They Were Still Very Much In Love. While The Wife Was In The Kitchen, The Man Asked His Frind, "I Think It's Wonderful That After All These Years You Still Call Your Wife Those Loving Pet Names." The Old Man Hung His Head,"I Have To Tell You The Truth,"he Said,"her Name Slipped My Mind About 10 Yrs Ago And I M Scared To Death To Ask What It Is
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:09
Girl: If V Gt Married Stop Smokng.
Boyk!
Girl: Drinkng 2.
Boy: Ok!
Girl :N Goin To D Nite Club 2.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- Wht Else Cn U Leav??
Boy:- The Idea Of Marryng U!!
-hahaha-
Girl: If V Gt Married Stop Smokng.
Boy
k! Girl: Drinkng 2.
Boy: Ok!
Girl :N Goin To D Nite Club 2.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- Wht Else Cn U Leav??
Boy:- The Idea Of Marryng U!!
-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:17
A Woman Met A Man Walking Along The Streets Wearing Only One Shoe. "Just Lost A Shoe?" She Asked
He Answered: "Nope, Just Found One" ......
A Woman Met A Man Walking Along The Streets Wearing Only One Shoe. "Just Lost A Shoe?" She Asked
He Answered: "Nope, Just Found One" ......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:22
Far Sighted....
Once An Old Man Was Waiting For A Train, Sitting On A Bench. A Young Boy Came To Him And Asked The Time. Old Man Refused To Tell The Time. Boy Insisted Again & Again But Old Man Denied Again & Again. Boy Asked The Reason? Old Man Said If I Tell You The Time, Then You Will Ask About Me,my Name,job Etc. Then I Will Ask About You,both Of Us Will BE frank. By Chance You May Get The Seat With Me. Then You May Get Down At My Station. My Daughter Will Come To Receive Me. She Will Meet You. She Is Beautiful. You May Fall In Love With Her,she Too. Then She May Insist To Marry U, Even May Threaten Me. And I Am Sorry That I Dont Want Such A Poor Son In Law Who Hasn't His Own Watch To See The Time. . ........ -hahaha-
Far Sighted....
Once An Old Man Was Waiting For A Train, Sitting On A Bench. A Young Boy Came To Him And Asked The Time. Old Man Refused To Tell The Time. Boy Insisted Again & Again But Old Man Denied Again & Again. Boy Asked The Reason? Old Man Said If I Tell You The Time, Then You Will Ask About Me,my Name,job Etc. Then I Will Ask About You,both Of Us Will BE frank. By Chance You May Get The Seat With Me. Then You May Get Down At My Station. My Daughter Will Come To Receive Me. She Will Meet You. She Is Beautiful. You May Fall In Love With Her,she Too. Then She May Insist To Marry U, Even May Threaten Me. And I Am Sorry That I Dont Want Such A Poor Son In Law Who Hasn't His Own Watch To See The Time. . ........ -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:55
A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids.a CAT Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted:" BHOW BHOW" Cat Ran Away, Mouse:"that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Language"........ .lol.
A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids.a CAT Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted:" BHOW BHOW" Cat Ran Away, Mouse:"that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Language"........
.lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:37
A Popular Motivational Speaker
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
A Popular Motivational Speaker
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:39
Tcher While Lecturing, Noticed A Studnt Sleeping At Th Back. Tcher Shouts 2 Hs Neighbor:"Wake Him Up!" Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,so U Wake Him Up." ......lol.
Tcher While Lecturing, Noticed A Studnt Sleeping At Th Back. Tcher Shouts 2 Hs Neighbor:"Wake Him Up!" Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,so U Wake Him Up." ......lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:44
Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt After Enemy Defeated.. Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt? General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking General: Get Me My "Yellow Pant".. . -hahaha-
Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt After Enemy Defeated.. Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt? General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking General: Get Me My "Yellow Pant".. .
-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:52
A New Vaccum Salesman Knockd
On Da Door. A Tall Lady Answerd It. B4 She Cud Speak, D Salesman
Barged Into Da Living Room N Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shxt On2 Da Carpet.. Salesman: "Madam, If I Cudnt Clean This Up With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner, I'll EAT All This Shxt !" Lady:"Do U Need Chilli Sauce Or Ketchup Wid Dat?" Salesman: "Y Madam?" Lady:"Cuz Therez No Electricty In Da House." MORAL: Gather ALL Resources B4
Working On Any Project... ....-hahaha-
A New Vaccum Salesman Knockd
On Da Door. A Tall Lady Answerd It. B4 She Cud Speak, D Salesman
Barged Into Da Living Room N Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shxt On2 Da Carpet.. Salesman: "Madam, If I Cudnt Clean This Up With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner, I'll EAT All This Shxt !" Lady:"Do U Need Chilli Sauce Or Ketchup Wid Dat?" Salesman: "Y Madam?" Lady:"Cuz Therez No Electricty In Da House." MORAL: Gather ALL Resources B4
Working On Any Project... ....-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 15:48
A Very Rich Man Went To A Village With His Son To Show Him HOW POOR PEOPLE Can Be Lived..? On Return Father Asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?" Son Replied "We've No Cattles But They've 4.." "We've A Swiming Pool Which Is Quite Big But They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.." Our Garden Has Imported Lamps But They've A SKY FULL OF STARS "Our Courtyard Ends After Few Yards But They've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE ........
A Very Rich Man Went To A Village With His Son To Show Him HOW POOR PEOPLE Can Be Lived..? On Return Father Asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?" Son Replied "We've No Cattles But They've 4.." "We've A Swiming Pool Which Is Quite Big But They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.." Our Garden Has Imported Lamps But They've A SKY FULL OF STARS "Our Courtyard Ends After Few Yards But They've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE ........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 18:14
Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman & Start Loving Other Women. ..... -hahaha-
Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman & Start Loving Other Women. .....
-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 18:23
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
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A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTON ... ...... -hahaha-
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
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A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTON ... ......
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 18:27
Heights Of Professional Respect.. A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took Gold Utensil For Begging........
Heights Of Professional Respect.. A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took Gold Utensil For Begging........
SoA 2012/03/13 20:19
Quote: Hot.dude22: A Popular Motivational Speaker
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
-tap-
said "The best years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" The Audience Was In silence and shock.. The speaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!" Laughter & Applause! A Top Manager Trained by Him Tried To copy This At Home After A DRINK. He said Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing Dinner, "The Greatest years of My Life Were spent In The Arms of A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!" Standing There For 20 sec Trying To Recall The second Half of The Joke, He Finally blurted out "And I can't Remember Who she Was!" By The Time The Manager Regained His consciousness, He
Was In A Hospital and bed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him
From burns of boiling Water Moral: don't copy If U Can't Paste !
MAHESH_K 2012/03/13 20:34
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Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: -tap-
bro I didnt mean u !! U continue ur copy pasting but carefully -hahaha-
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