.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 19:00
Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy?
Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. . . . . . . . . . . .lol.
Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy?
Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. . . . . . . . . . . .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 19:04
An Applicant To His New Boss. "Sir, I Always Give 100% At Work!" Boss: "Oh, And How Do You Manage It ?" Applicant Replies: "Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!" . . . . . . .
An Applicant To His New Boss. "Sir, I Always Give 100% At Work!" Boss: "Oh, And How Do You Manage It ?" Applicant Replies: "Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!" . . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 19:16
An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver Penuts to Eat That Happened for Several Times. The Driver Said ' Y Have U Given Me Such Wonderful Peanuts To Eat? Why Don't U Eat Them Urself?'
The Lady Replied: i Dont Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: Then Why U Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around Them......
An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver Penuts to Eat That Happened for Several Times. The Driver Said ' Y Have U Given Me Such Wonderful Peanuts To Eat? Why Don't U Eat Them Urself?'
The Lady Replied: i Dont Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: Then Why U Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around Them......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 19:38
The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High.. Man Called A Family Meeting On Saturday To Discuss..
Dad- This Is Unacceptable. I Don't Use This Phone, I Only Use My Work Phone..
Mum.. Me Too. I Hardly Ever Use This Phone..
Son- I Use My Office Mobile I Never Use The Home Phone..
All Of Them Are Shocked N Together Look At The Maid Who's Patiently Listening To Them..
Maid- Wat? So We All Use Our Work Phones.. Not A Big Deal...! -hahaha-
The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High.. Man Called A Family Meeting On Saturday To Discuss..
Dad- This Is Unacceptable. I Don't Use This Phone, I Only Use My Work Phone..
Mum.. Me Too. I Hardly Ever Use This Phone..
Son- I Use My Office Mobile I Never Use The Home Phone..
All Of Them Are Shocked N Together Look At The Maid Who's Patiently Listening To Them..
Maid- Wat? So We All Use Our Work Phones.. Not A Big Deal...! -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 19:46
During A Visit To A Mental Hospital, A Medical Student Asked The Doctor, "How Do U Determine Whether Or Not, A Patient Should Be Admitted?" "Well",said The Doctor,"We Fill A Bathtub, Then We Give A Teaspoon,a Teacup & A Bucket To The Patient N Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub." The Student Said,"Oh, A Normal Person Wud Use The Bucket Cz Its Bigger." "No,"said The Doctor,"A N0rmal Person Wud Pull The Drain Plug.Now, Which Bed Do U Want??" . . . . . . . .
During A Visit To A Mental Hospital, A Medical Student Asked The Doctor, "How Do U Determine Whether Or Not, A Patient Should Be Admitted?" "Well",said The Doctor,"We Fill A Bathtub, Then We Give A Teaspoon,a Teacup & A Bucket To The Patient N Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub." The Student Said,"Oh, A Normal Person Wud Use The Bucket Cz Its Bigger." "No,"said The Doctor,"A N0rmal Person Wud Pull The Drain Plug.Now, Which Bed Do U Want??" . . . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 20:04
In A Bar, A Man Attend The Call Of A Ringing Mobile.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Darling Shall I Buy 1 Diamond Ring?
Man: Sure Honey!
Wife: Shall I Use Your Credit Card For Crystal Pendant?
Man: Ok Dear!
Friend: Great To See That You Love Her So Much!
Man: Hmm! By The Way, Whose Mobile Is This?!?
Friend: oh my god!!!
Man: no use telling 'oh my god '. . . . 'tell oh my mobile' . . . . . -hahaha-
In A Bar, A Man Attend The Call Of A Ringing Mobile.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Darling Shall I Buy 1 Diamond Ring?
Man: Sure Honey!
Wife: Shall I Use Your Credit Card For Crystal Pendant?
Man: Ok Dear!
Friend: Great To See That You Love Her So Much!
Man: Hmm! By The Way, Whose Mobile Is This?!?
Friend: oh my god!!!
Man: no use telling 'oh my god '. . . . 'tell oh my mobile' . . . . . -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 20:07
3 Friends Lived In The Same Flat On The 110th Floor. One Day The Lift Wasn't Working. So They Had To Climb The Stairs. To Pass Time & Not Get Bored, They Said That, 1st Person Should Tell A War Story, 2nd A Funny Story & 3rd A Sad Story. 1st Person Tells A Story & They Climb To 50th Floor. 2nd Tells His Funny Story & They Climb To 109th Floor. Now The 3rd Has To Say A Very Sad Story. He Says, "I've Left The Door Keys In Car".. .. .. . . .
3 Friends Lived In The Same Flat On The 110th Floor. One Day The Lift Wasn't Working. So They Had To Climb The Stairs. To Pass Time & Not Get Bored, They Said That, 1st Person Should Tell A War Story, 2nd A Funny Story & 3rd A Sad Story. 1st Person Tells A Story & They Climb To 50th Floor. 2nd Tells His Funny Story & They Climb To 109th Floor. Now The 3rd Has To Say A Very Sad Story. He Says, "I've Left The Door Keys In Car"..
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 20:27
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Quote: Sweet_Divyanka: 
its so -hahaha- -rofl-
thanks a lottt . . . . its so -hahaha- -rofl- . . . .
keep up the great work ... don't worry im copy pasting it 
MAHESH_K 2012/03/10 08:42
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: Hey bro this last joke is the best when will you post others?
bro there's some prob wit my mob frm which i posted these jokes so it will take some time to get it repaired be awaited i will back soon when will you post others?
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