.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy...... One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:05 When Somebody Says "Expect The Unexpected" . . . . . . . . . . Slap Him/Her On The Face And Say "You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:08 Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:11 If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21 0n The Board And Tells You To "Solve The Problem" Get Up N Erase The Board Problem Solved ... . . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:18 Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says: "Standing On The Edge If A Bridge..." Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:22 Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy, Stupid ...n Even Mad But NEVER WRONG .... . . . . -hahaha- m sry for this if u didnt like girls
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:26 A Boy Sees A Beautiful Girl Sitting Right Next To Him & Writes In A Paper "I Love You, Do You Love Me?" And Passes D Paper To Her. ... She Replies: "NO" He Didn't Give Up. He Rubbed Her Answer And Passed It To Another Girl And She Replied: "YES" Moral Of D Story Definitely Not What You Think.. It's . . . . "Save Earth, Recycle Paper !" .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:29 A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie. She Was Shocked To See . . . . . John plumber
savage 2012/03/08 07:35 lol dude stop it hahahaha you're killing me. Those are the best funniest jokes ive heard in a really long time hahaha
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: Hot dude for comedy club's president
thanks for saying that bro but that's not possible . . n thanks for the comment bro
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:03 I Hate When Someone Asks: "Are You Sleeping ... ???" ...No I Am Just Looking At My Eyelids .... STUPID ... . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:07 A Man Received D Phone From Emergency Room Of Hospital Doctor: Your Wife Was In A Fatal Car Accident & I've Bad N Good News. The Bad News Is, She Has Lost Both Arms N Legs N Will B On A Respirator D Rest Of Her Life. Man: 0h My God, Whats The Good News? Doctor: I'm Kidding, She Is Dead... -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:14 After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . . ." . . . . . . . -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:27 Win An Iphone, A CAR, 0r A HOUSE In DUBAI... Use A Sharp 0bject To Scratch Here ||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Please Do This Now. . . . . . ........ *condition applied ! If u do n get nothing never come to complain about it ! Try at your on risk . . . . . . -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:37 FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? ... Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Give Reasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:49 Kid: Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?" Dad: Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid: Thinks For A Min, Turned Around N Said Can We Go To KFC Instead?" -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:50 A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX".......
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:54 Best Ad By An AC Company . . . "Buy ACs now !! Because ...The Youth Of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans .." . . . . . -hahaha- .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:57 Always Speak The Truth! . .. ... .. ... . . . . . . . . .. And Run Immediately After Speaking It!! . . . . . . . .
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