.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.


MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:05
When Somebody Says "Expect The Unexpected" . . . . . . . . . . Slap Him/Her On The Face And Say "You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? /smiley -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:08
Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer /smiley /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:11
If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21 0n The Board And Tells You To "Solve The Problem" Get Up N Erase The Board Problem Solved ... . . . . . . . /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:18
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says: "Standing On The Edge If A Bridge..." Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her /smiley /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:22
Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy, Stupid ...n Even Mad But NEVER WRONG .... . . . . -hahaha- m sry for this if u didnt like girls /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:26
A Boy Sees A Beautiful Girl Sitting Right Next To Him & Writes In A Paper "I Love You, Do You Love Me?" And Passes D Paper To Her. ... She Replies: "NO" He Didn't Give Up. He Rubbed Her Answer And Passed It To Another Girl And She Replied: "YES" Moral Of D Story Definitely Not What You Think.. It's . . . . "Save Earth, Recycle Paper !" /smiley .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:29
A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie. She Was Shocked To See . . . . . John plumber /smiley /smiley
savage 2012/03/08 07:35
lol dude stop it hahahaha you're killing me. Those are the best funniest jokes ive heard in a really long time hahaha
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 14:59
Quote: savage: lol dude stop it hahahaha you're killing me. Those are the best funniest jokes ive heard in a really long time hahaha
bro laughter is the best medicine /smiley n I will continue till m satisfied -hahaha- n thanks for the comment bro /smiley

SoA 2012/03/08 15:33
/smiley Hot dude for comedy club's president /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 16:02
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: /smiley Hot dude for comedy club's president /smiley /smiley
/smiley thanks for saying that bro but that's not possible . . n thanks for the comment bro /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:03
I Hate When Someone Asks: "Are You Sleeping ... ???" ...No I Am Just Looking At My Eyelids .... STUPID ... /smiley . . . . . . /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:07
A Man Received D Phone From Emergency Room Of Hospital Doctor: Your Wife Was In A Fatal Car Accident & I've Bad N Good News. The Bad News Is, She Has Lost Both Arms N Legs N Will B On A Respirator D Rest Of Her Life. Man: /smiley 0h My God, Whats The Good News? Doctor: I'm Kidding, She Is Dead... -hahaha- /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:14
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . . ." . . . . . . . -hahaha- /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:27
Win An Iphone, A CAR, 0r A HOUSE In DUBAI... Use A Sharp 0bject To Scratch Here
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Please Do This Now. . . . . . /smiley ........ *condition applied ! If u do n get nothing never come to complain about it ! Try at your on risk . . . . . . -hahaha- /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:37
FACEBOOK PAPER
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ? ...
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Give Reasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ? /smiley /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:49
Kid: Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"
Dad: Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds
Kid: Thinks For A Min, Turned Around N Said Can We Go To KFC Instead?" -hahaha- /smiley /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:50
A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX"....... /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:54
Best Ad By An AC Company . . . "Buy ACs now !! Because ...The Youth Of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans .." . . . . . -hahaha- .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/08 18:57
Always Speak The Truth! . .. ... .. ... . . . . . . . . .. And Run Immediately After Speaking It!! . . . . . . . . /smiley /smiley /smiley

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