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.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.

MAHESH_K 2012/08/31 02:34
uuhooo .run. 300 posts completed .run.

Asunz34 2012/08/31 14:41
U are funny girl

MAHESH_K 2012/08/31 14:52

Quote: Asunz34: U are funny girl

i m a boy

gRim_ReapeR 2012/09/04 20:14
These are hilarious bro /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/05 18:31

Quote: gRim_ReapeR: These are hilarious bro /smiley

thanks bro /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/09 17:51
Girls wil b grls

A girl gave a pendrive to a boy
& said
"pls give me facebook in this"

Boy gave a stupid look 2 her
&
then girl said
"What happend is 2 Gb less for it ?"........... /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/16 21:41
I am Looking for a Bank which
can perform

Two things for me:

Give me Loan

and then

Leave me aLone... /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/16 21:48
Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take an example,"Mrs Cameron said."If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says,"You'd be his wife." /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/16 21:54
Why do cows have horns?

Because their bells don't work. /smiley

EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/09/17 00:20
Good ones /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/09/17 19:56

Quote: QuBe: Good ones /smiley

thanks bro /smiley

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Kazman 2012/09/19 18:38

Quote: MAHESH_K: Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food... /smiley

so funny

MAHESH_K 2012/09/20 11:27

Quote: Kazman: so funny

yup -hahaha-

-Marizelle- 2012/09/21 17:34
Silly bro.

MAHESH_K 2012/09/21 19:19

Quote: -Marizelle-: Silly bro.

lol sisy

MAHESH_K 2012/09/27 17:21
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america&ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris&ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: U Naughty boy..angry. ....... /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/10/08 19:31
When Things Go Wrong, When Sadness Fill Ur Heart, When Tears Flow Frm Ur Eyes, Juz Let Me know, Coz I Wana B There 4 U. I M Selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ........hahaha /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/10/08 19:37
A Man Went To A Painting Exhibition And Asked From Artist That......"Wow! Painting Of This Monkey Look Like Real

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Artist: I Am Sorry Sir! U R Standing Infront Of Mirror....... /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/10/08 19:43
Go Down If U R Free
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Go Up If U R Free!!! /smiley

MAHESH_K 2012/10/08 19:59
Consequences Of American Life Style: The Wife Rushed Into House Screaming To Her Husband: Darling, Come Quick! Ur Kids N My Kids R Beating Our Kids. -hahaha-

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