Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes stay tuned to get latest up dates.......... One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!!
Girls wil b grls
A girl gave a pendrive to a boy
& said
"pls give me facebook in this"
Boy gave a stupid look 2 her
&
then girl said
"What happend is 2 Gb less for it ?"...........
Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take an example,"Mrs Cameron said."If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says,"You'd be his wife."
MAHESH_K: Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food...
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america&ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris&ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: U Naughty boy. .......
When Things Go Wrong, When Sadness Fill Ur Heart, When Tears Flow Frm Ur Eyes, Juz Let Me know, Coz I Wana B There 4 U. I M Selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ........hahaha
A Man Went To A Painting Exhibition And Asked From Artist That......"Wow! Painting Of This Monkey Look Like Real
" Artist: I Am Sorry Sir! U R Standing Infront Of Mirror.......