.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:17
A Man's Feeling :....
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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
A Man's Feeling :....
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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:18
Two Best advices for safe life :
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1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
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2. Run immediately after saying it..
Two Best advices for safe life :
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1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
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2. Run immediately after saying it..
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:19
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:20
When my parents are asleep
Me: "Shh they are sleeping."
When I'm asleep
Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3hours."
When my parents are asleep
Me: "Shh they are sleeping."
When I'm asleep
Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3hours."
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:22
Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = GF
GF = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make
Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = GF
GF = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:24
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food...
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food...
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:25
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
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** DUST BIN **;-D
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
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** DUST BIN **;-D
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:26
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can StillBe Friends After A Break-Up..
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It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can StillBe Friends After A Break-Up..
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It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:30
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V'll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ...
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V'll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ...
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:34
A Heart Touching Message
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"We Need
Six Months Vacation
Twice A Year. . . "
A Heart Touching Message
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"We Need
Six Months Vacation
Twice A Year. . . "
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:39
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees withhim.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never getsa chance to
speak..!
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees withhim.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never getsa chance to
speak..!
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:40
Flirting is like a game of chess one wrong move and you are...
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. married -hahaha-
Flirting is like a game of chess one wrong move and you are...
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. married -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:41
Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort
Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:42
Boy: I Love you..? !
Girl: Hahahahaha =p
Boy: I Won't Live without you..? =(
Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p
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Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!!
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D
Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x
Girl: Awwwww..Promise ??? ? =D
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ;P
Boy: I Love you..? !
Girl: Hahahahaha =p
Boy: I Won't Live without you..? =(
Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p
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Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!!
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D
Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x
Girl: Awwwww..Promise ??? ? =D
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ;P
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