.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
Rosay 2012/04/08 18:06
Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
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.
he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
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.
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.
Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
.
.
.
.
he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
.
.
.
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.
aprillia 2012/04/10 06:10
n if an Indian n Indonesian married what would they name for the daughter?
MAHITA APRILLIA KARKERA
Quote: Hot.dude22: A Brahmin&A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? Guess? Guess? Kaveri Kawasaki&Suzuki Subramanya . . . 
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.....n if an Indian n Indonesian married what would they name for the daughter?
MAHITA APRILLIA KARKERA
aprillia 2012/04/11 14:42
ok deal we will teach that to our child...
-hahaha-
Quote: Hot.dude22: no naughty thats ur child n teacher will complain to you!
-hahaha-
-hahaha-ok deal we will teach that to our child...
-hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/04/13 08:56
Millions Of People Write Love Letters. But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me, Just Imagine How Lucky I M! Great Words Said By .
!! DUST BIN !! 
Millions Of People Write Love Letters. But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me, Just Imagine How Lucky I M! Great Words Said By .
!! DUST BIN !!
MAHESH_K 2012/04/13 09:12
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Monkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo !! -hahaha- sry guys just a joke !
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Monkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo !!
-hahaha- sry guys just a joke !
SoA 2012/04/13 14:11
Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team
Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team
MAHESH_K 2012/04/13 17:56
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: Roses are red.... Dead flesh are green... When the dead rise .... You are on my team
SoA 2012/04/13 18:18
#FIVE RULES FOR MEN:
1 It's important to have a woman, who
helps at home, who cooks from time to
time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman,
who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman,
whom you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman,
who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.
5. It's VERY, VERY important that these
four women never meet!!!!!!
#FIVE RULES FOR MEN:
1 It's important to have a woman, who
helps at home, who cooks from time to
time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman,
who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman,
whom you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman,
who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.
5. It's VERY, VERY important that these
four women never meet!!!!!!
MAHESH_K 2012/04/13 19:02
GIRL : mom im pregnant
MOM : what ! Didnt I tell you
that if a boy touches your
B_ _bs , say "Dont"? And If
He Touches your Private
Part, say "Stop" ?
GIRL : Mom Well He Did Them
Both So I Kept On Saying
"Dont Stop"! -hahaha- 
GIRL : mom im pregnant
MOM : what ! Didnt I tell you
that if a boy touches your
B_ _bs , say "Dont"? And If
He Touches your Private
Part, say "Stop" ?
GIRL : Mom Well He Did Them
Both So I Kept On Saying
"Dont Stop"!
-hahaha-
Pamelaluv1 2012/04/18 14:10
Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad
then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad
then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:12
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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,
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.
.
.
And Doesn't ExiSts..
Clappinggg sry girls....
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
.
,
.
.
.
.
.
And Doesn't ExiSts..
Clappinggg sry girls....
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:14
Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for someWater near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!=O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask fromit's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for someWater near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!=O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask fromit's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
MAHESH_K 2012/08/22 22:16
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, thensaid, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at orhas ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."
-hahaha-
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, thensaid, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at orhas ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."
-hahaha-
#45 Fun & Comedy
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.