.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/30 02:59
Boy 2 Girl : Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I Can See Engineering College Babes.
Girl : (angrily) Leave Both Hands From There, U Can See Medical College Babes -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/30 03:03
Nxt Generation Child Wil Sing In School Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I Jus Went 2 Royal Bar, Whisky Rates R Up So High, So I Drink A Beer With Chicken Fry. .......... /smiley -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/30 03:07
1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad, I Stop Smoking! 1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad, I Stop Drinking! 1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad,
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. I Stopped Reading......... /smiley .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/30 03:10
Boss: Im Giving U Job As A Driver. STARTING Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It Ok?
Sardar: U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k. But?? How Much Is DRIVING Salary....? ..... /smiley
Bettle 2012/03/30 03:22
.lol. I wud stop readin 2.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/30 03:30
Quote: Bettle: .lol. I wud stop readin 2.
naughty sis -lmao1- /smiley
SoA 2012/03/31 05:23
Quote: Hot.dude22: yaa bro it happens /smiley
they have the same super villian... That's why /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/03/31 17:30
Quote: 1r0n-m0us3: they have the same super villian... That's why /smiley
bro the villian likes to die in both the movie /smiley /smiley
SoA 2012/04/01 13:47
Quote: Hot.dude22: bro the villian likes to die in both the movie /smiley /smiley
yeah bro /smiley he is a gr8 actor
MAHESH_K 2012/04/01 14:35
A Pizza And An Apple Were Thrown Down From The 15th Floor. Which Will Reach Down First? .

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. Ans:The Pizza,as It's Fast Food! /smiley -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/04/01 14:42
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will
Come In Newspaper... /smiley /smiley /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/04/01 14:53
Girl: Which Computer Do U Have?
Boy: I Have A Computer With Intel Core i7 Processor At 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit, 8gb Ram & Nvidia Gtx 560 Graphics Card /smiley
Boy: Which Computer Do YOU Have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
Boy: /smiley ...... /smiley .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/04/01 14:56
Attitude Of Youth /smiley "We Are MOre Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. .

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. It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent" /smiley .hehe.
MAHESH_K 2012/04/01 14:59
A: Why Are You Late?
B: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill.
A: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It?
B: No, I Was Standing On It..... /smiley /smiley
aprillia 2012/04/02 03:00
guys lets c how if Mr Bean meet Rihanna.
MAHESH_K 2012/04/02 07:36
Quote: aprillia: guys lets c how if Mr Bean meet Rihanna.
good one naughty /smiley /smiley everybody just have a look its funny -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/04/02 13:10
Teeth said to Tongue:'if i just
press u little,u wil get
cut.'
Toungue replied:"if i
missuse one word
against someone,then your 32 will comeout." ...... /smiley
MAHESH_K 2012/04/02 13:13
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What sir?
Teacher:
Yes correct.It's James
Watt
Moral:Sleeping improves ur genaral knwldge! ......... -hahaha- .lol.
aprillia 2012/04/08 08:24
Quote: Hot.dude22: Nxt Generation Child Wil Sing In School Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I Jus Went 2 Royal Bar, Whisky Rates R Up So High, So I Drink A Beer With Chicken Fry. .......... /smiley -hahaha-

Thats ur child nextime.
N the teacher will complain to u.
what u teach to ur child?
.hehe.
MAHESH_K 2012/04/08 09:29
Quote: aprillia:
Thats ur child nextime.
N the teacher will complain to u.
what u teach to ur child?
.hehe.
no naughty thats ur child n teacher will complain to you!/smiley -hahaha-
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