Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Meltdown 2010/02/04 05:53
DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard 2010/02/04 10:16
fan
Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
fan
Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
MisIndependent 2010/02/06 07:56
A man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
Quote: Bright24: Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
FOOLA man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
haryordele07 2010/03/13 15:47
SPOON
an equipment that enables a man to pour oil 4rm d CAN into the hungry engine.
SPOON
an equipment that enables a man to pour oil 4rm d CAN into the hungry engine.
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