Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
interesting
olowookere 2010/06/20 10:28
Church
an auditorium you go on sunday,recieve the pastors sermon,and pay for the sermon in form of offering
Church
an auditorium you go on sunday,recieve the pastors sermon,and pay for the sermon in form of offering
Riddle 2010/06/30 19:37
HEART-The part of the body you can't live without and the one you dont want to live with...
HEART-The part of the body you can't live without and the one you dont want to live with...
DonTundex 2010/07/03 05:36
Bank-a place where money and other valuables are kept Forum-a place where people discuss on an issue.
Bank-a place where money and other valuables are kept Forum-a place where people discuss on an issue.
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